Every time Kerry has a beffudled pause during her updates you drink a shot. Sure to mess you up!

She just informed us during her update that the Sox enter the Tigers series having lost 6 in a row, which must be news to the Indians.......

Not judging....but perhaps drinking so heavily before noon on a weekday is something you should reconsider.....unless you are drinking Drano. In that case....bottoms up!

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My friend you seem to be implying that Kerry does not have many beffudled pauses....in which case I wonder if you are listening.
In any case bottoms up!
Btw your daughter Kerry is indeed a lovely woman...just not so good at the update thing.

I am not your friend or listening to the show. I just want you to drink Drano. XOXOXOXOXO

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Cosmo, drinking heavily is not recommended by the Surgeon General.

I suggest avoiding Kerry Sayers drinking games.

Have a nice day.

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Phil my friend I saw the Drano thing in a Dirty Harry movie years ago and it did not go well. Too bitter and musty tasting.......

Welcome to the board.

Now please go stick your head in the oven with it on, post haste.

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Wow a bit touchy arent we? Is there some "lay off Kerry" policy I'm not aware of?
I'm not sure if you are disputing the point I made (that she does not read copy well) or if its a weird message board thing.

Nonetheless my point stands.

Terry's Peeps runs things around here. Take his advice.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm just looking out for your health my friend.

I want to protect all new subjects.

Have a nice day.

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Well as he's the only one who didnt (along with you) come across as a.......well nevermind I will heed his advice and avoid the Sayers Drinking Game.

Thanks Terry! I was in fact a member here a couple of years back and enjoyed this board. As I consider Terry Boers to be an american institution I can only salute you and your welcoming nature!

Huzzah!

Another member saved from alcohol poisoning.

I'll drink to your continued good health Cosmo.

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Dont let these internet cretins tell you what to do. If you want to drink heavily at 930 AM you go right ahead and do so. Carpe Diem!

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Yes, in fact, Cosmo...please begin drinking heavily as soon as possible.

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Thanks sj! I only made it through 3 of Ms. Sayer's updates today before I vomited on my shoes. I'll try again tomorrow.

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I like the cut of his jib. Anyone that drinks to the point of vomiting before noon is alright in my book.

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What's a jib?

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I believe it means an old wooden ship used during the civil war.

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I've always been more of a visual learner so thanks for that sj!
I'm quite impressed (and yes a bit touched) by your helping nature.

That was McCracken with your picture pages.

I don't think you should drink Draino. That will rot your insides. I do suggest Windex, however.

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I see you like Breaking Bad I know a guy that can help you cook up a mean batch of Tide

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Why don't we ask Mac's former partner up the dial? He knows a thing or two about shots...

Teinowitz BITE!

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That's the one...Touch 'em all, Phil!

well it does contain amonia D, and is high in electrolytes I'm told.

Wow, way to make fun of someone with a disease SHARK

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