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Darkside

Post subject: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

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Winner gets an attaboy!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm

100000 CLUB

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We stinks

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:48 pm

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I'm not crying, I have dirt in my eyes.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:01 pm

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Adam Dunn: I stink!

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:08 pm

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I fucking struck out again!

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:08 pm

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"Yep, still smells like Kenny's twat."

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:09 pm

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I can't believe SHARK thinks I look like a cross between Will Ferrell and Larry the Cable Guy.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:10 pm

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.162 10 HR 38 RBI 137 K's .595 OPS 4 Years 56 Million :lol:

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Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:11 pm

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White Sox former slugger Adam Dunn attempts to suffocate himself after receiving advice to do some from his legal counsel Aggravated Sox Fan Bob.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:12 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I can't believe SHARK thinks I look like a cross between Will Ferrell and Larry the Cable Guy.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:16 pm

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All In

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:17 pm

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Adam Dunn is shown consuming the last of a rosin bag, once again proving that he is blind as a fucking bat.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:44 pm

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stonerosies86 wrote:

YOU ARE A BIG OAF!!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

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Caller Bob wrote:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:21 pm

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If my arm suddenly detached at the elbow I would be an elephant.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:54 pm

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Stinkfingers, where ya been?

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Spiral Stairs

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:30 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Winner gets an attaboy!

"where's my breath-rite strip? dammit, i have been playing all season without it, that's why i can't hit"

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:36 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Winner gets an attaboy!

This doesn't feel right, but it's how Eaglo Jeff told me to scratch my ass, and he's a pretty smart feller, so maybe I'm doing it wrong

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Darkside wrote:

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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:38 pm

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"I am not homosexual, but I will admit that the man heckling me mercilessly from Section 122, Row 6, Seat 4 is extremely handsome. In addition, his comments, although somewhat caustic, are very funny, I must say."

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:38 pm

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C.C., C.C., what was that you threw at me? Did you cut the cheese or what?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:39 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:04 pm

Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:17 am
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Location: West Burbs

Left handed pitchers should not be allowed to throw me 0-2 sliders!

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:13 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am
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Darkside wrote:

Luke, I am your father... (Heavy Breathing)cooo caaaaa.. coooo caaaaa.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:27 pm

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A big face palm after hearing another Bigfan rant about Stone.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:40 pm

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Juiced wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Luke, I am your father... (Heavy Breathing)cooo caaaaa.. coooo caaaaa.

This one really made me laugh!

Stoneroses wrote:

This was a very close one too.

Douchebag wrote:

All In

Also very good.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:58 pm

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My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:14 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm.

Jimmy WTF does that mean :?:

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:33 pm

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Walt Williams Neck wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm.

Jimmy WTF does that mean :?:

Thus begins a long season of striking out,man I have to EXPLAIN that to you? WTF on your WTF.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:10 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

My God,it's true...Everytime I strike out,I orgasm.

Jimmy WTF does that mean :?:

Thus begins a long season of striking out,man I have to EXPLAIN that to you? WTF on your WTF.

Ah every time you bust a nut you put your hand to your nose.I see

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:20 pm

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Yes,that's it. Here,over analyze this:

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Sox Caption Contest!

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:20 pm

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Jimmy, be easy on Walt, he has not orgasmed in 20+ years and his days in the nursing home are probably pretty lonely.

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