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 Post subject: Ask Matty
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:14 pm 
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Here's your chance. You can ask Matt, a talk show host, MLB reporter, and executive producer with 670 The Score - WSCR anything. He also has a rapist wit.

Matt,

How many people have you seen Laurence kill with his bare hands?

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Here's your chance. You can ask Matt, a talk show host, MLB reporter, and executive producer with 670 The Score - WSCR anything. He also has a rapist wit.

Matt,

How many people have you seen Laurence kill with his bare hands?


How about at least intimidate with the threat of the bare knuckles being busted out?

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What is your favorite topic for Friday Fung?

Who are the top 5 worst Crappers of all time?

What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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When you were on the path to possibly becoming a priest, what was your highest level of confidence in yourself to be able to remain celebant?


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Do you ever want to call Dan or especially Terry on something "his guy" said?

How bad of a guy is TenFootMidget?

When is the next Monday night wrestling show? The Sox are off the next 2 Mondays...

Please try and have Terry share some of his wrestling stories.

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Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?

Follow up question, How badly would SHAKE THAT destroy the winner of said fight?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Does anyone at the station care that Terry does the show from home so often?

Does it piss you off that Larry gets to co-host so often on B&B when you are clearly better than Larry?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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RFDC wrote:
Does anyone at the station care that Terry does the show from home so often?

Does it piss you off that Larry gets to co-host so often on B&B when you are clearly better than Larry?

I dont think youre going to get good answers here.


If someone does have a problem with Terry, he's not gonna write it here.

And Laurence is his boy. Even Matty himself will probably tell you Laurence is better.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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RFDC wrote:
Does anyone at the station care that Terry does the show from home so often?

Does it piss you off that Larry gets to co-host so often on B&B when you are clearly better than Larry?

I dont think youre going to get good answers here.


If someone does have a problem with Terry, he's not gonna write it here.

And Laurence is his boy. Even Matty himself will probably tell you Laurence is better.

Laurence would almost knock you on your ass if you ever called him boy to his face.

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Has any man at the station ever seen Kerry Sayers naked?


Why would you want to?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Has any man at the station ever seen Kerry Sayers naked?


Why would you want to?

Hanklin, Kerry in person is actually very fine...the tv desk doesn't do her justice.

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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-Does it bother you that Bernstein discredits you as a Cubs reporter. Right or wrong on a given subject (He's right a lot), he goes out of his way to stick it to you. You think it's revenge for your admitted hate for him and you always being hostile and mean towords him on the air. Is he trying to sabotage you? :shock: You gonna be Cubs reporter next year? Did you pass the tryout? What has Mitch told you of your work this year? Does he even say anything?

-When are B&B's contracts up? What's your best guess on Boers coming back? Might Bernstein go national? Who's the favorite to be Bernstein's next parnter if he stays at the Score? Do you think Bernstein might just go solo?

-Why is Larry untouchable? Not just by management, but also in avoiding ridicule from everybody there? C'mon. He says a lot of dumb and stupid stuff and nobody calls him on it. Christ, you all pounded Murph every chance you get. You knock Mac and Bernstein. Nobody calls out Larry for any of his bullshit, stupidity and bad radio (Don't tell me you don't recognize any of this). Why?


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Beardown wrote:
-Does it bother you that Bernstein discretits you as a Cubs reporter.


Matty,

Does it bother you that Beardown can't spell "discredit" correctly?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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-It seems like your snarky and rude comments to Bernstein come from and inferiority complex. Why do you show this of yourself on the air? It often comes off as childish and petty and reflects poorly on you. It reminds me of a kid trying to piss off his older brother just to do it. You don't see it that way?

-Why do you Larry and Goff go out of your way to praise each other every chance you get? You don't realize this comes off as grab-assy, phony and nauseating to the listeners?

-Your tryout on Mike North's show a few years ago, why did that go bad? Did it have anything to do with you putting down North on that show or the recent story you told where you wouldn't let a drunk North on the B&B show?


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Has any man at the station ever seen Kerry Sayers naked?


Has anyone at the station ever seen Gale Sayers naked?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Where's Anne Maxfield's son in that photo?
Matty, do you feel more comfortable in the Cubs press box now?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Matty doesn't read this crap :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Matt, how awkward is it when boers and bernstein come to the station without any pants on?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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I've got one for you. When did Drew Hayes basically prohibit you and Goff from subbing for either of the guys when they're away?


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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Matty doesn't read this crap :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Drop In - 0

bigfan - 0

sjboyd0137 - daredevil or dumbass - no answer - don't know

Q.Bovifs - too close to call

beni hanna - The show had an intern that looked like Johnny Knoxville. Terry didn't know his name and called him Johnny Jackass one day and it stuck. The next intern was a girl named Christie. She was named Johnny Christie and it went from there ...

rogers park bryan - didn't need to be

Zippy-the-Pinhead - no

Terry's Peeps - no - he isn't - don't know - will do

Hank Scorpio - Superman - who?

RFDC - not that I'm aware of ... who's Larry?

badrogue 17 - never did ... would consider it though

Beardown - no - no - not sure - not sure - great - yes - not sure - don't know - no - you - no - who's Larry? - Larry?

sjboyd0137 - no

Beardown - not sure what you mean - no - Larry? - didn't go bad - no

Brian's Mojito - ? - yes

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Beardown - no - no - not sure - not sure - great - yes - not sure - don't know - no - you - no - who's Larry? - Larry?

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Matt, why are you so aggressive-aggressive towards Bernstein? Heard your "interview" with Rosenbloom on Saturday and your venom towards Bernstein was thick, and hot. Obviously you are the only dude on the Boers & Bernstein to ever challenge Dan, and I appreciate it, but I oft times wonder if your feigned anger towards Dan is more reality and less "good for radio". How say you?

Also, true or false - does Mike North "know"? That old lady seemed to think he did.

Finally, are you of the opinion that Beardown is certifiable? Or just a performance artist? Or both?


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Heard your "interview" with Rosenbloom on Saturday and your venom towards Bernstein was thick, and hot. ?


Was it also long and hard?

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Beardown: Who's Larry? He's the little napoleon complexed guy that parrots Berntein, worships Bernstein and licks Bernstein. He's the one that sits in for Terry while you produce the show, drinky. He's the one that tells lies about himself to make himself sound more impressive to listeners. He's the one that looks down on you and Goff cuz he's talent and you're not. He's the one that once said he dreams of stabbing white people. He's the one that finds racism and or racists where it doesn't exist. He's the one that lusts over Chicago news women in a distubing manner and has all of these women in fear of him. That Larry. Ring a bell now, drinky?

Drinky: Oh. Yeah. Now I gotcha. I'm still gonna avoid your questions.

Beardown: That's cool.


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Hank Scorpio - Superman - who?



Incorrect. Batman has supertraining. Superman is just a dumbass alien. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Matty
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Harry Seaward wrote:
Matt, why are you so aggressive-aggressive towards Bernstein? Heard your "interview" with Rosenbloom on Saturday and your venom towards Bernstein was thick, and hot. Obviously you are the only dude on the Boers & Bernstein to ever challenge Dan, and I appreciate it, but I oft times wonder if your feigned anger towards Dan is more reality and less "good for radio". How say you?


That's what I was trying to say. His comments towords Bernstein are vicious and mean and totally out of no where at times. It's and inferiortiy complex. I can see how Berntein can give this to those around him. It's not really about drinky challenging him. It's just him being angry at him just to be angry. Him insulting him just to insult him. I suppose that's good radio but it's not drinky's intent. He's just trying to vent at him for Bernstein being who he is. From his perspective, drinky comes off looking bad in these moments. It's very childish.


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