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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:05 am

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Cracker Preacher Osteen from Houston is going to fill The Cell this weekend with 50,000 lost souls to lighten their wallets.
Perhaps Reinsdorf and Brooks Boyer can schedule Fundamentalist Christian Revivals before every Sox game!!!!!!!

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:35 am

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If there ever was a reason to implode the entire building it is it. Also....during this event go out and about town and know that everyone you encounter is probably cool because 50,000 of the biggest douchebags will be contained at this event.

I also trust that he and his worshipers will not tear up the field nearly as bad as Bono would.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:56 am

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At least Osteen isn't in it for the $$$.

How much is he charging for this thing?

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:58 am

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We should have tailgated this event!!!!
I would have dressed in a Devil's outfit and ditched the cape.
Spaulding could have walked around scantily clad.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:04 am

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

We should have tailgated this event!!!!

That would have been a great idea! Wish you would have thought of it sooner. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:05 am

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

We should have tailgated this event!!!!
I would have dressed in a Devil's outfit and ditched the cape.
Spaulding could have walked around scantily clad.

Wouldn't work unless she was sitting on Stu-Gotz.

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hootmon

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:22 pm

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

And if the attendance is not good, they may have to lighten payroll. If Dunn and Rios start hitting after the demons are banished, you will be sorry for the mocking!

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:02 am

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Maybe they can lay hands on Rios, Peavy and Dunn and HEAL them. The time for desperate measures is now.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:05 am

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

We should have tailgated this event!!!!
I would have dressed in a Devil's outfit and ditched the cape.
Spaulding could have walked around scantily clad.

Mac scheduled the tailgate for the wrong weekend

:lol:

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:50 am

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This is the third ballpark that the Houston-based Joel Osteen has filled. In 2009, Osteen filled new Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, and last year played Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. To say he's not religion's equivalent of a rock star would be an understatement. Then again, Osteen's probably the only guy that sold out "The Cell" this summer, despite the fact that there are some that aren't buying what Osteen preaches Sunday mornings.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cracker Ass Preacher to Fill The Cell

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:14 am

100000 CLUB