I'll book any bet you ever make. Ever.

If you want to know why this team is 5-10 in extra innings, all you have to do is look at the lineup this clown has in the game. I'm not sure they're capable of two hits in a row.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He hasn't been that bad since his horrible first month.

He tried to push the pitcher out of the way.

Make it hurt Pauly.

He got him on the shoulder. We got a break.

Maybe if Tony Sipp wasn't bumbling around the base the ump would've seen it.

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Why was Beckham looking to go home on that play earlier anyway?

Shoulda been thinking DP all the way right?


I cant believe Ozzie didnt send Pierre.

It was way too slow in developing. I don't think they had any shot of turning a double play unless he had realized the runner was right on top of him and gotten him with a tag.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Like I said, they had a shot at a DP. You can tell they had a shot when you saw the replay. Plus Alexei has a gun and his momentum would have been towords 1st base with no runner in his way cuz he had stopped.

They had absolutely no shot at a 4-6-3 DP.

Rios!

Jesus.

5 triples for the Sox tonight.

Gotta win now.

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Why are these morons talking about bunting? All you need is a simple fly ball. It's only difficult for the White Sox.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This is a losing team.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

What. The. Fuck?

I hate this team.

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Shesh what an awful base running play by Lillibridge.

Because a squeeze bunt doesn't cause a double play like the one Flowers lined into.

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"Why do so many people need help? Life's not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good s***, and go back to bed. What's the f***ing mystery?" - George Carlin - Complaints & Grievances

No reason for Frodo to get doubled off there.

More bad baserunning.

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Son of a bitch. Brent's run means shit and the dumb ass is doubled up. I know he thought it was a grounder, but you're gonna be thrown out if it is a grounder anyway. You're not gonna beat the throw to 2nd. Idiot.

I would have actually sent Lillebrige on the first pitch. You know its gonna be a low pitch trying to induce the DP, so you have a shot at a boble.You might get out of dp hell and you might score the winning run.

But Oz only runs when it makes absolutely no sense.

No, it gets runners thrown out at home because every manager in the universe is looking for it from Guillen. Stupid over-aggressiveness is the reason Sox runners get doubled off so much. That's part of the moronic Guillen culture. If he had any honor, he'd commit harakiri on the mound instead of changing pitchers.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Cash one of these in already and let me go to bed.

What the Christ?

Now the Indians will score 6 runs.

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And then the painful denouement when the Sox go three up, three down in the weakest possible way.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That's a given.

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Whew.

Score a dadgum run.

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Great. This thing looks like it might go 25 innings and now the best hitter is out of the lineup.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Guillen is trying to achieve his dream lineup: nine guys who can't hit the ball out of the infield.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How long until Jason Frasor goes the way of Brian Bruney?

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Nope, it's Frasor. Now both teams are out of relievers

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"Why do so many people need help? Life's not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good s***, and go back to bed. What's the f***ing mystery?" - George Carlin - Complaints & Grievances

Almost triple #6.

Ok.1st and 3rd. One out.

Win the game.

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