What the Christ?

Now the Indians will score 6 runs.

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And then the painful denouement when the Sox go three up, three down in the weakest possible way.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That's a given.

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Whew.

Score a dadgum run.

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Great. This thing looks like it might go 25 innings and now the best hitter is out of the lineup.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Guillen is trying to achieve his dream lineup: nine guys who can't hit the ball out of the infield.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How long until Jason Frasor goes the way of Brian Bruney?

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Nope, it's Frasor. Now both teams are out of relievers

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"Why do so many people need help? Life's not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good s***, and go back to bed. What's the f***ing mystery?" - George Carlin - Complaints & Grievances

Almost triple #6.

Ok.1st and 3rd. One out.

Win the game.

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juan pierre is like god in baseball cleats.

i'm thinking the 500 remaining fans are getting a walk-off winner right here!

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Thank you Jean Pierre.

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you're welcome.

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Sox above .500 for the first time since April 15.

Woo.

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It wasn't easy.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I went to bed in the 8th.

Glad they won...but how in the fuck do you not score with a leadoff triple in the 11th? Christ, only the White Sox...

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If there is no such thing as an ugly win that's about as close as it gets. Good thing they have Buehrle on the mound tonight. The bullpen needs a rest.

You got that right, Keyser. Both the White Sox & Indians' bullpens definitely got stretched like T-shirts in last night's 8-7 Sox winner in 14 innings.

The lineup is already in for the second of three between the White Sox & Indians. I hope to have Cleveland's starting 9 a little later, but the Sox have made 1 noticeable change this eve. Check it out.

1 Juan Pierre LF (L)
30 Alejandro De Aza CF (L)
14 Paul Konerko DH (R)
20 Carlos Quentin RF (R)
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R)
32 Adam Dunn 1B (L)
15 Gordon Beckham 2B (R)
22 Brent Morel 3B (R)
55 Donny Lucy C (R)

Mark Buehrle hopes to give the bullpen a much-needed breather after their 14-inning marathon "W" vs. the Indians' Fausto Carmona at 7:10p on 26 The U & 670 The SCORE.

The Indians' lineup is in for the second of three. There is one notable change in Cleveland's lineup, and this is how Manny Acta's Indians will face Mark Buehrle:

23 Michael Brantley LF (L)
17 Shin Soo-Choo RF (L)
13 Asdrubal Cabrera SS (S)
48 Travis Hafner DH (L)
41 Carlos Santana 1B (S)
1 Kosuke Fukudome CF (L)
16 Jason Donald 2B (R)
9 Jack Hannahan 3B (L)
6 Lou Marson C (R)

Fausto Carmona toes the rubber for the Tribe, only 5-12 with a 5.06 ERA. Like Buehrle, Carmona hopes to give the Indians' bullpen a breather this eve.

Dunlop told me that Hannahan's wife is a lesbian.

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The blonde behind the Indians dugout in the wife beater has a TREMENDOUS rack.

That's my brother and his wife.

Keep your eyes on the game.

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I'm just kidding.

I have no idea who that cum dumpster is.

Ogle away.

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Stupid fat swamp donkey keeps blocking her.

I hope Mac and spiegs were listening to the 'first to do something' lesson. For those scoring at home:

Casey Stengel was the first to use the platoon.

Gil Hodges was the first to use a 5 man rotation

Lou Boudreau was the first to use a defensive shift.

I'm sure Speigs has the yellow pad out.

I know he's admiring the scenery behind Juan Pierre.

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Aw she's gone. Stupid swamp donkey probably scared her away.

She'll be back.

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The guy she was with looked like Zack Zaidman if Zack won the powerball.

See. She's back.

She needed to pick up some weiners.

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