I've only heard it today, but the fake interview spot with Poppy Montgomery (hot) about the super memory detective. I swear I've already heard it 47 times today across three different stations. They're pretty much playing it at every break on the score...

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What was the name of that show, I forgot.

Fucking shoot me.

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They were doing one yesterday for "2 Broke Girls."

I almost wish I had State Farm so I could call, cancel, and say it was for no other reason than their radio commercials.

I have a feeling you will hear more of those CBS prime time radio commercials as the week progresses, no matter what station you are listening to. I have a hunch the one tomorrow features Ted Danson. Yes, the same Danson who played "Sam Malone" on "Cheers" in the '80s and who played crabby "Becker" on a CBS sitcom in the late '90s and early 2000s, joining the original "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on its new night, Wednesdays at 9p.

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He was in Caddyshack and Too Close for Comfort

Oh. The guy from Night Court?

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No, that was Louie Anderson.

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If I have to watch the J Lo Fiat commercial one more time I think I might fucking explode! Not sure how they even got her ample tush in that tiny ass car. It looks more like a car that her miniature ass soon to be ex husband could use for a limo.

Right you are SHARK.

Thursday probably will be Jim Caviezel and Michael Emerson.

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I forgot to watch that memory show yesterday. If only they did a better job of promoting it...

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I could really go for a large Americano Mochaccino Macchiato right about now.

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You know me like that.

Do you call your insurance agent after your family goes to bed?

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Sneaking phone calls at night after the family has gone to bed, to his insurance that's like his burrito?

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I got a falcon

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well i want to complain about this commercial but it doesn't exactly give me homicidal tendencies.

i think it's a hyundai (!!!) commercial with zeus...and i really, really am tired of the word "awesome" being used to sound funny or clever. "you know what else I'm the god of?"

let me guess...no no...no one else is saying this...

"Awesome?!"

groan.

i'm sick of "awesome sauce", "because i'm full of awesome".

you're full of annoyingness. /rant.

My asswipe sister says "awesomesauce" all the the time, and is constantly calling other females,
including my mother and her small daughters, either "Chicka" or "Mama". She calls her 2 year old daughter "Mama".
What the fuck is that? I know, Wrong section. I'm complaining about something no one cares about.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

i forgive you, because if i had to deal with that shit...i'd probably lose it...

"A turtle dipped a maple syrup!"

And the State Farm burrito (I mean real burrito, not Ggay burrito) mariachi song.

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Frank, those State Farm radio ads are getting as annoying as the GEICO & Progressive Insurance commercials.

Did anyone catch the tech minute yesterday?

Some woman reading it in a valley girl tone

Steve Jobs died today after this past January being diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer (Said like she's announcing the homecoming queen)


It was awful


Also, Ed Sherman should never speak

Ed Sherman should stick to writing for Crain's Chicago Business & chicagobusiness.com.

The state farm banjo anthem has run its course.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

It's like my old man always said, "If they were smart, we'd never catch 'em."

'Cuz we're a bunch of inbred dumbasses.

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I just started listening to the stream of the Score in the last couple months. The commercials for the CBS sitcoms are killing me. Anyone ever seen the end of the movie Pi? That's going to be me in another week.

Stereotypical overweight white male: I just shake dry like a labrador. Fuck you asshole.

Sassy brunette with big tits: Do you know Paris Hilton?
Ditzy blonde with no real world experience: Oh my god no she's like 100. Die motherfucker.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

The Chevy Volt commercial where the asswipe is somehow ashamed
to admit that he stopped at a gas station to go to the bathroom.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

The phone company commercial where the husband signs the family up for unlimited texts and the wife says she should've married someone else.

Every time I see it, I hope its a new version and she's killed.

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