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North, "Who heid (Aikman) have around dim? Heid had way better talent around dim then Harbaugh. Aikman, Irving, Emmit! I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Look at da facts before you start throwing stuff out deir.
Saying that, I will go as far as saying that Harbaugh would have put up the same or better numbers then Aikman if he had the same players around him."
Annie, ".... and the Cowboys where america's team."
Mike, "...... what?"
Annie, "Everyone loved the Cowboys. My son has a little Cowboy jersey that he got from his aunt in Dallas for christmas. Christmas was cold this year. Perfect Bear weather"
Fred, " Christmas is cold every year. Reminds me of a movie I saw last week."
Mike " Fred's movie reviews, Emails, Earn Pappie's money, Real Estate game and much much more after de break."
Score Announcer, " We'll be right back with more of Chicago's number one morning show...... Mike, " um actually it's Chicago's number one sports station, remember in the meeting we talked about how we can't say number one morning show because we suck. We were going to go with the number two sports morning show, before Rock pointed out that der is only two sports shows in da mornings. We lucked out and ESPN hired Rosenbloom and Salsbary, which shot us ahead in overall rankings."
Score Announcer, " 60 more seconds until more of the Mike North Morning Show!"
Mike, " actually my show sucks so bad, can you call it the Score's morning show?" I don't want my name associated with this piece of crap.
Annie, " I got my period today. "
Fred, " Didn't you have it all last week?"
Mike, " BOOM!!!! (loud gun shot)
Score Announcer, "Tune in Tuesday for a major score announcement."
Who did Mike shoot? Himself, Annie or Fred?
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