Elliott Harris and The David Spada were joined by a group of Spanish-speaking baseballers. In studio, Manny Trillo asked "Quien chingados es David Spada?" Angel Salazar tried to talk about his Cubs career, and asked "Cuantas personas nos van a escuchar?" When we told him ten, he left the studio. Guillermo Hernandez stormed out after we called him Willie.

We were supposed to have been joined by Oney Guillen by phone from his Spanish vacation, but he sent us a Tweet instead "GFY - stupeed show not worth it. #THE TRUTH." Special correspondent Maya Gavin sat down with former Astro Ezequiel Astacio to ask a question submitted by longtime Sports & Torts listener spmack - "What the fuck is that shit on your face?"
This classic Sports & Torts moment available on Talkzone.com.

If you're interested in one of the ten Ezequiel Astacio magnetic schedules we had printed up, let me know.

I rarely troll.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.