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 Post subject: Re: Raccoon
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So, you have a piece of car hanging from your car that you are going to "fix" with duct tape?

This is bound to end well.

Called the dealer...can't get in until the first of June...had to do something until then to keep the piece from dragging on the ground...
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I do miss Raccoon. He cracked my ass up during some really stressful times.

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Mythbusters says that car would be fine.

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That was the funniest thing RPB has ever posted. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm serious. :?

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That was the funniest thing RPB has ever posted. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm serious. :?

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You've actually been on a role lately. You can teach Kid a few things or two when he isn't doing odd things with KI.

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You've actually been on a role lately. You can teach Kid a few things or two when he isn't doing odd things with KI.



He told me it was normal... :(

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they left after i chased them down with the squirt gun and the princess ran after them with her pop gun... they might not be around again for a while

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
HOVA wrote:
You've actually been on a role lately. You can teach Kid a few things or two when he isn't doing odd things with KI.



He told me it was normal... :(

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Somethin has been eating the kat fud the last couple of days- I suspected racoon- tonight I was fixing one of the overhead doors and that bold bastage climbed right down while I was no more that 15 feet away. I grabbed a pitch fork, but he slipped up into the rafters. Just got a new batch of heifers, so I don't want to fire a gun in the barn, so I mixed up a batch of poison for him. Eat up, fucker. :twisted:
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Somethin has been eating the kat fud the last couple of days- I suspected racoon- tonight I was fixing one of the overhead doors and that bold bastage climbed right down while I was no more that 15 feet away. I grabbed a pitch fork, but he slipped up into the rafters. Just got a new batch of heifers, so I don't want to fire a gun in the barn, so I mixed up a batch of poison for him. Eat up, fucker. :twisted:



I can send my kid to chase it. She has no fear and likes to hunt

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I have an animal issue...There is something shitting in the mulch and burying it. What does that and how do I get rid of it?
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I have an animal issue...There is something shitting in the mulch and burying it. What does that and how do I get rid of it?


Just let your husband inside already Spaulding.... :wink:

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I have an animal issue...There is something shitting in the mulch and burying it. What does that

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and how do I get rid of it?

Put 5th grade text books and shampoo in your yard. The text books have too big of words for them and they don't use soap so that should scare them.

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Not until he stops trying to mount me.

Seriously, there are skunks and other wildlife around here. I've seen raccoon and skunk shit but they don't bury it. I think cats do that but judging by the size of this dump we have a bobcat or tiger issue. I'm a little concerned, we have a dog and kids. I don't want diseases, bugs, or them getting attacked.
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Not until he stops trying to mount me.

Seriously, there are skunks and other wildlife around here. I've seen raccoon and skunk shit but they don't bury it. I think cats do that but judging by the size of this dump we have a bobcat or tiger issue. I'm a little concerned, we have a dog and kids. I don't want diseases, bugs, or them getting attacked.



I think I had a skunk undr my deck earlier this week. I was gonna call my brother (exterminator) to have it removed but I think he just moved on his own.

I'll ask if there is anything that you can do to keep them away and let you know...

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As a yute we had squirrels in the roof. I made them a drug filled cookie! Who knows what my mom and stepdad were taking, but I used a bunch of it, loaded it up, (didnt cook it) and placed it under the hole they used to get in and out. 2 dead squirrels, 2 days later.

Suggesting a nice rat anti coagulant poison, liverwurst thing these days, maybe with some shredded cheese, peanut butter?

Good eats!

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Get the fuck off of my house! Stay the fuck away from my kids' bedroom windows! Next time, you won't just get hit with the hose (can't wait to see if any of the neighbors ask why I was hosing off my roof at midnight on a Thursday...)!

Thank goodness my kids never saw this fucker. "No kids, there's nothing scratching at your window. It's probably just the wind......or a 40 pound fucking raccoon. Sleep tight!"


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So did the poison work, or is the little Bastage setting up in your attic filming Allstate commercials by now?? This past week has been the best 7 days of my Raccoon life...

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spaulding, is it a cat?
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Bump....we have one right now outside of our office building, acting all sickly....wandering around very slowly.

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Poke it with a stick. See what happens.
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Bump....we have one right now outside of our office building, acting all sickly....wandering around very slowly.

Poor Killer, :cry:

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Raccoons move fast for no human. A gun maybe.
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Animal Control has already been called, and were out here in 10 minutes...I guess they thought the raccoon was white.

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Animal Control has already been called, and were out here in 10 minutes...I guess they thought the raccoon was white.
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