I want him to say. It was free you cold bitch. I've been fucking your sister for the last 20 years.

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they don't even look like a couple. that woman *looks* like she'd be his mother.

The concept is flawed as they only get the "free" feature by signing up for the most expensive plan. So, she's actually right and he's just deflecting blame. It's like saying that you just got a free set of tires...by buying a new car.

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She's still a bitch.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

the guy could play tobey mcguire's dad in a movie if that scenario ever works out.

2 years ago, that couple in the subaru commercial would be protesting with the 99%; but now with their son, Ethier Jean-Luc, being born, and a daughter, Poinsettia Mari, on the way, they just donate and send maple leaves to the protestors to let them know that they're thinking about them.

oh and that fucking song...god...that fucking song...

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Susie's lemonade

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Old Spice Sea Captain. Love to see those two fucks choke on the coins.

Three Musketeers trailer... looks like shit. Stop showing it every five minutes.

I apologize if this has been mentioned already, but:

The American Express Rewards Commercial fucking sucks. you know the one:

Guy ordering food at McDonald's...

"I'll have a beach bag...I mean, a Big Mac. Ooooh, and let me have some new shades. I mean, a thick shake."

Easily the worst commercial of 2011, amongst a lot of strong candidates. The one with the lady who stops at the gas station before taking her kids to school is equally as fucking lame and annoying.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Only a month or so until the holiday season. Are we going to see this C-U-Next-Tuesday again?

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Corona commercial of the chick snowboarding in the mountains. If you wanted to get the feeling of relaxing on a beach, why the hell did you go snowboarding in the mountains?

thanks for bringing that up; i was thinking that, too. and what if the ski slopes ARE your beach?

the business one is lame (and kinda inappropriate--"take off the suit, slut!") but this one is just dumb.

OKC, those American Express radio ads are absolutely annoying!

Any commercial featuring "Pugi" is NOT a beautiful thing.

Regarding the Corona commercials...


I think it's a clever concept -- show a woman in everyday clothes or business attire and then transform them into a bikini. It's almost like a strip tease.




She can be hot at times, but usually creeps me out with the young boy look.

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I couldn't have said it any better myself.
<Butthead>She looks like one of those girls in the gifted class.</Butthead>
I could be totally wrong but she just seems like the type of person whose act is to
look you with an innocent "aw shucks" deer in the headlights look when you tell her what an AMMMMAAAYYYYY-ZEEEEENG GENIUS she is.
I'll have the mute button ready when hyundai unleashes this bullshit.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Muscle Milk ad with the woman who keeps proclaiming her new fuckbuddy is a quarterback cus he has a six pack. Quarterbacks are good athletes but aren't regularly the best athletes on a football field. Almost never. This lack of foresight by the meathead writers of this commercial drives me CubbieGirl Crazy. Radio muted.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Bullshit. I present to you exhibit A.



Hello, fitness friend.

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The Nature Valley granola bars commercial has one of the most annoying songs known to commercials.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I immediately change the station when that one comes on. His voice is very irritating, especially they way he says "Big. Mac." He reminds me of the equally annoying guy in the Trades Joe's commercials. "Hi, I'm Dicky McPeckerhead, owner of Trader Jooooes."

Have you guys seen the one for a laundry detergent that touts how soft it can make clothes? They have two good-looking guys standing on a street and they ask women to feel the softness of the shirt each of them is wearing. The women are basically pawing the guys, and I can only imagine the outrage if the roles were reversed and men were running their hands over the bodies of attractive women to, wink wink, feel how soft their shirts are.

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You know me like that.

Those "Mayhem" commercials for Allstate aren't all that bad, RP Bryan. I'd like to see him run over the annoying GEICO caveman, the State Farm singers, as well as the unfunny Progressive girl and guy in their commercials!

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This is my signature...

Is that one Jared Lorenzen?

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