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 Post subject: Re: Groomsman Gift Ideas
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It's taking a great deal of restraint for me not to start a "Grossman Gift Ideas" thread... :silent:

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It's taking a great deal of restraint for me not to start a "Grossman Gift Ideas" thread... :silent:

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Those condoms from the Online Dating thread would be a good start.

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I got more use out of the rum, pocket knife, and portillos than an engraved flask or money clip.

I hope you understand what I mean.

Not ripping anyone, im sure the stuff was cool.

Just at a glance


Grow a pair. Of course you mean to rip on it.

I have no doubt the Bears tie is the best one on Frank's tie rack...of course the only other one is bright pink

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
It's taking a great deal of restraint for me not to start a "Grossman Gift Ideas" thread... :silent:

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I have no doubt the Bears tie is the best one on Frank's tie rack

I also have a White Sox tie.

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I have no doubt the Bears tie is the best one on Frank's tie rack

I also have a White Sox tie.


looks like you have yourself a creepy uncle starter kit

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good dolphin wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I got more use out of the rum, pocket knife, and portillos than an engraved flask or money clip.

I hope you understand what I mean.

Not ripping anyone, im sure the stuff was cool.

Just at a glance


Grow a pair. Of course you mean to rip on it.

I have no doubt the Bears tie is the best one on Frank's tie rack...of course the only other one is bright pink


Oh, he got all of that one..... :!:

The suggestion from BigFan of an engraved money clip is nice. I use a money clip though and I know many people don't so I am probably biased on that. The last wedding I stood up in (about 2 years ago) the groom gave all of us really nice gym bags with our names on them. I liked that choice as well and have used the bag many times since. I think a choice of something that you know will get use/will be truely appreciated, is a good one.

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Did your bag say 'elmhurst seve' or a more fitting term, "dumbass"?

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Anyone get something cool other than the typical engraved flask? Getting married in November and am looking to get the guys something unique/cool.

Thanks

My buddy got us some nice watches earlier this year.

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Did your bag say 'elmhurst seve' or a more fitting term, "dumbass"?

Hilarious typo given the 2nd name used at the end. :P

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I didn't buy my groomsman shit...

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I didn't buy my groomsman shit...

:roll:

I'll remember that at my wedding that you WON'T be invited to.

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The best gift you can give your groomsman is a short ceremony.

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The best gift you can give your groomsman is a short ceremony.

...and loose bridesmaids.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I didn't buy my groomsman shit...

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I'll remember that at my wedding that you WON'T be invited to.



Well, I didn't get a bachelor party. So, there ya go....


When you get married, I will give the greatest toast in history. It will be perfectly brown on both sides and crispy as all hell...

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The best gift you can give your groomsman is a short ceremony.

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I didn't buy my groomsman shit...



Did they have to rent a Tux to stand up in your wedding? Or did you pay for them?


If you paid for the tuxedos, the obligation is certainly lessened.

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If I get married, I'm giving my groomsmen horseshoes, paint brushes, and a map of Maywood.

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Did your bag say 'elmhurst steve' or a more fitting term, "dumbass"?


It just said my name

I'm guessing Frank (if he ever can find a woman willing to marry him) will just have the Bride give all the groomsmen Blow-jobs. Watching his girl suck off another guy won't be anything new to him and he'll save some money....

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I didn't buy my groomsman shit...



Did they have to rent a Tux to stand up in your wedding? Or did you pay for them?


If you paid for the tuxedos, the obligation is certainly lessened.



If I remember correctly, a couple of them got their tuxes for free due to some kind of deal at the tux place. The others didn;t really cost that much.

I didn;t have a ton of loot when I got married. Everybody was cool...

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Maywood.

I declared a moratorium on this joke a long time ago.

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Maywood.

I declared a moratorium on this joke a long time ago.

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The best gift you can give your groomsman is a short ceremony.

...and loose bridesmaids.

And diplomatic immunity at the reception.

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Is this from Ron Kittle?

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all these threads Pat Boone bumped should now be pruned

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