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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:29 pm 
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If someone were to post "RIP Mr. Pickles" because their dog had died,

Hmmmmm......."Mr. Pickles" is the name you just randomly picked for your imaginary dog?

We've got a few questions for you on this one.....


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If someone were to post "RIP Mr. Pickles" because their dog had died,

Hmmmmm......."Mr. Pickles" is the name you just randomly picked for your imaginary dog?

We've got a few questions for you on this one.....


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Its a living creature sdriver. You can't just trade it in like a new toy. That's a soft move.

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Thug cat.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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More like a "gotcha" cat

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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So are we going to kill this fucking thing or what? I have shit to do tonight.
Look you want it dead, it is pretty easy to kill a cat. What were you looking for here anyway, a how-to manual? You already decided the thing must die.

You are a total pussy if you cannot get a cat to calm down. Show some fucking testicles for the sake of Pete.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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So are we going to kill this fucking thing or what? I have shit to do tonight.
Look you want it dead, it is pretty easy to kill a cat. What were you looking for here anyway, a how-to manual? You already decided the thing must die.

You are a total pussy if you cannot get a cat to calm down. Show some fucking testicles for the sake of Pete.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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Pets are like a eternal 3 yr old and a huge responsibility. You have to work at it. You wouldn't say my 15 year old is a dbag and I need to give him away, you work out the problems. Talk to a vet and see what options you have like a obediance class. Also too the snip might not have fully taken so he's still got some energy there and is trying to take out his frustrations anyway he can.

An obedience class for cats? Really?
And the snip not taken fully?

Really?


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Uummm yeah. There are instances when a spay or neuter wasn't done 100% correct and there is some "stuff" left.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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Pets are like a eternal 3 yr old and a huge responsibility. You have to work at it. You wouldn't say my 15 year old is a dbag and I need to give him away, you work out the problems. Talk to a vet and see what options you have like a obediance class. Also too the snip might not have fully taken so he's still got some energy there and is trying to take out his frustrations anyway he can.

An obedience class for cats? Really?
And the snip not taken fully?

Really?


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Uummm yeah. There are instances when a spay or neuter wasn't done 100% correct and there is some "stuff" left.

Are you a bit?

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Are you a bit?



No, but I have been called a twit before. And from my dealings with people with pets (as 99% of my family members have them) It has happened before. They think wow the cat calmed down not fully but is still going into heat.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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Don't kill the cat, man. Options abound . . . Craigslist, SPCA, classified ads, etc.

You could kill it and no one would know . . . but let him live.


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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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Pets are like a eternal 3 yr old and a huge responsibility. You have to work at it. You wouldn't say my 15 year old is a dbag and I need to give him away, you work out the problems. Talk to a vet and see what options you have like a obediance class. Also too the snip might not have fully taken so he's still got some energy there and is trying to take out his frustrations anyway he can.

An obedience class for cats? Really?
And the snip not taken fully?

Really?


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Uummm yeah. There are instances when a spay or neuter wasn't done 100% correct and there is some "stuff" left.


You couldn't teach a cat to tell you that water was wet, but as far as a possible botched neutering,
he's never sprayed, he hasn't left any "residue", nothing like that.
I am just simply of the mind that he needs to get the fuck out of my house and play with some fellow felines.
Every cat I've ever throughout my life didn't arrive as a 2 month feral male kitten with front claws.
They were all at least 2-3 years old, both boys and girls, and they all had their procedures done before my family obtained them.
We (or at least my wife) thought we should get a "Kitten", without really having "kitten" experience.
It hasn't worked out.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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No, but I have been called a twit before.

I simply do not believe that.

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 Post subject: Re: Pet Advice
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I adopted my current dog from a no-kill shelter. They keep everything until they find an owner for it. Cat, dog, horse, wombat. I can find the info on them if you want.

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I guess I'll just call the place by me and ask if they have room for another kitty.
It's kind of like this:
I don't want my sister dead, but there's no way I'd want her living in my house.


Having a shitty cat is a first world problem whose solution doesn't have to end in euthanasia or abandonment.

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This thread has officially become far more entertaining that it was an hour ago.

Well done Ajent

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Whatever makes you feel better sdriver.

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SD, sometimes you just get a bad cat.
If you give it to someone you will just be transfering the problem to someone else.
I don't think you'd really feel good about that.
Sad to say, but I doubt that any shelter will take your cat.
There are too many of them and they know there is probably a problem if you want to give it up.
Putting it to sleep, unfortunately, is really the only serious option for you.
The only other choice would be to put it in a box and leave it on the doorstep of a shelter before it opens.
It will probably be put to sleep but your conscience won't feel as bad as if you did it on your own.

If putting your annoyance to sleep is a legitimate method of handling your problems you would have been killed tenfold.

Please explain, Jackie Boy. Are you the pot or the kettle?

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there you go, having a baby cat is like having a baby human, except the little fuqrs bight. Talk to the vet or a second one to make sure it did "take", or his diet might be part of the problem (you know too much sugar makes a kid go apesh!t) or see what the options are. Food might be making him go nuts and feel miserable therefore he is acting out.

But then again I am a color blind, brain dead, unedumicated piece of white trash so what do i know about anything

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I guess I'll just call the place by me and ask if they have room for another kitty.
It's kind of like this:
I don't want my sister dead, but there's no way I'd want her living in my house.


Having a shitty cat is a first world problem whose solution doesn't have to end in euthanasia or abandonment.

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Having a shitty cat is a first world problem whose solution doesn't have to end in euthanasia or abandonment.


I salute your change of heart. :cheers:


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It honestly sounds like he's not a cute cuddly kitten anymore so you're gonna just get rid of him rather than manning up and helping the little guy calm down...

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It honestly sounds like he's not a cute cuddly kitten anymore so you're gonna just get rid of him rather than manning up and helping the little guy calm down...

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I had a dog that bit me numerous times. It bit my wife and my daughter.
It finally bit a neighbor kid badly. I had it put to sleep.
Now I feel bad about doing it.
Maybe it was its diet or maybe it was spayed incorrectly?
Maybe I just should have "manned up?"
Bullshit!
The dog had a screw loose and euthanasia was the right solution.

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I had a dog that bit me numerous times. It bit my wife and my daughter.
It finally bit a neighbor kid badly. I had it put to sleep.
Now I feel bad about doing it.
Maybe it was its diet or maybe it was spayed incorrectly?
Maybe I just should have "manned up?"
Bullshit!
The dog had a screw loose and euthanasia was the right solution.

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Sarley, most of these posts in this thread are the wishes and whims
of people who think they are far funnier than they actually are.
Just keep that in mind if anyone ever has any fishing advice.

BTW - Where's Crosscheck to come to my rescue?

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I hate cats but they love me for some reason. However, I do find those image macros, memes, and gifs of cats extremely amusing.

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Sarley, most of these posts in this thread are the wishes and whims
of people who think they are far funnier than they are.
Just keep that in mind if anyone ever has any fishing fishing advice.

BTW - Where's Crosscheck to come to my rescue?

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