Excellent!! Would be a big improvement.

during football season

7-8 OB on anger management

8-9 Uncle Dougie teaching English

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What's that in reference to?

You'll have to wedge "Zaidman's radio for the deaf" in there somewhere too

"Kiss mah black ass!"

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I'm bringin Sellars back..

and next door down the dial, a class on larry horse's keys to marijuana. recommended credit. must be on time, need pencil and paper preferably zigzag slow burn. juicy jay for extra credit, found in towelhead shops. pencil most useful unsharpened. novices and pussies bring a dollar bill, change will not work. must be on time and dont ask stupid questions. b.y.o.b. and also bring your own beverage. no real drugs allowed. dress code implied but not required. failure to meet dress code requirements has no consequence yet may alter the overall effectiveness of the class. cannot show up late. poor people must not show up in person, radio station has no ventilation. those people must listen at home over am radio, closed captioning is provided out of generosity by "BLERK BLEEP YOUR LISTENING TO CHICAGO'S SPORTS RADIO 670 THE SCORE BROUGHT TO YOU BY TOWNE-STIFF FINANCIAL, THE RATE DOESN'T MEAN SHIT ITS HOW MUCH YOU WE RAPE YOU IN INTEREST". do not feed the animal and be on time thank you america fuck yeah.

That's not very nice. Now go stand in the corner.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

yeah i feel like crap about that, truth hurts but political incorrectness hurts more right? how about ali-babba's? jihad el faggo? or dirka dirkas? the hell with it, ill just go with "shit on a stick".

how about punjab or bin-bin

Hey, whatever you say.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

those are better. i would normally have better names but those people arent even worth making clever names for

Ike - I just got the kids down. Now, I'm going to make whoopie with my wife. What position to you recommend?

[quote="North Shore J"]Ike - I just got the kids down. Now, I'm going to make whoopie with my wife. What position to you recommend?[/quote]

I prefer the "reverse cowboy" position. (and yes I'm on the bottom & yes I'm with a girl) You might say WTF? But some of the Bar Babes I Bang aren't the prettiest Broads in the Bunch so this way I don't have to look at them & they do all the work on top. I call them my "Me & Z" catches.

Any port in a storm.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

the bat. four 3/4" 6" long lag bolts secure 1" chain into the ceiling joists about 4ft apart, hanging both partners upside down, blindfolded, and listening to the new batman movie, man facing womans rear while she hopes she gets hit in the rear and is wearing leather bat ears. results may vary, side effects include dizziness, sudden euphoria, tingles, wetness of upper body, loss of feet and bicracky el happy. all directions and side effects may change without notice. no expiration date.

Ah yes I remember it well, I was with crazy Melissa a few years ago:

Residents of an apartment building heard a neighbor screaming for help. They followed the frantic calls for help to an upstairs bedroom, where they found the neighbor lady stark naked and tied hand and foot to her bed. On the floor lay her husband, unconscious, wearing a Batman cape and mask.
It became apparent that the couple were into both bondage and fantasies. Mr. Batman had attempted to leap from the dresser onto the bed. In the process he bumped his head on the ceiling fan and went out like a light.
The couple untied Mrs. Batman, revived Mr. Batman and took him to the hospital, where he was treated for a superficial head injury and released.

(I still have a bump on my head)

damn man that sucks. im trying to think of how i would explain to my neighbors the countless violations of law in my house if that happened to me

Something tells me your neighbors wouldn't be suprised.