was talking online with a buddy of mine a little while ago (who's also a regular as the corner tavern) and we got on the subject of our all time baseball team; but it was players of our generation (pudge fisk C, andre dawson, paul molitor, tim raines OFs, sandberg 2B, etc). well, then the topic turned to Harry's all time baseball team. oh as we all know, harry's team would not be chock full of the legends like our team was...so, im posting it here...some weekend baseball fodder if you will.


1st base and team captain- mark grace
2nd base- a converted shawon dunstun
ss- juan uribe, who would have to wear assless chaps in the [zimmer] clubhouse [/zimmer]
3rd base- ron santo
catcher- brook fordyce
outfielders- aaron rowand, darin erstad, matt murton, moises alou
pitching rotation- #1 steve trachsel, #2 wade miller, #3 jon garland
closing pitcher- kelly wunsch


couldnt really come up with many other relievers or bench players (outside of moises), but we did get some of the coaching staff down:

1st base coach- dennis savard
3rd base coach- rex grossman
bench coach- mr skin, pun intended
bullpen coach- frank the bartender from harry caray's
manager- john paxon


Hecklers in the stands- anyone from the '69 mets, doug- evergreen park, wayne fontes, and on certain days, mac and jurko


this was the best that we could come up with. feel free to add or subtract as necessary

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I'm bringin Sellars back..

i know you are but what am i

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You can add this.

Clubhouse Attendant: Drew Stanton

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This is pretty solid though I'll admit.

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I'm bringin Sellars back..

Don't forget Keith Foulke!

Not bad,
All we need is to find a place for Robbie Gould and Brad Maynard and everything would be set.

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Doesn't he have a thing for Ruben Brown too?

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i originally had Gould as one of the base coaches, but i figured 1 current bear was enough for now

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Bench player???

Julio Zuletta.

Did anybody hear when Tiny asked Robbie Gould if he got a copy of the song he did in his honor? Nothing but an uncomfortable pregnant pause on the part of Robbie Gould after the question. Apparently Jeff Dickerson never gave it to Gould, as (I assume) Harry had asked of him.

nice job Frank!

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yeah...
the thread got a mention on the show yesterday. not "the show" but, the show..

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Who came up with that dumbass name, anyway? I’m guessing it was not Silverman or Waddle.

off topic here, but when harry teased that cellphone bit in the first segment (he said someting to the effect of 'next segment ill tell you what not to do on your cellphone at the ballgame'), was anyone else suprised that there wasnt a Salisbury joke said?

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i kinda was. there was a phone joke at Sean's expense last week sometime. i can't remember the specifics, though.

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Yeah, good call. Brown needs to be there somewhere.

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Greg Blache too..


ill update this later on

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You also need to add Bernie Nicholls, Steve Kerr's wife and Spike...

What's growing on?

Kerry Wood has to be on the team

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Mr. Skin.

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That is quality

More hecklers: Eric Snow, Gale Sayers and Rebbecca De Mornay

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Elton John could play the organ.....HA!

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Don't forget Curtis Armstrong.

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