I know a guy who might be!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I bet Krazy Ivan would like to go with you.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Not if they make you sit on glass.


Shoutout to Eaglo Jeff!!!

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This is my signature...

Unless they are on the end, sitting on the glass is not all it's cracked up to be. You can only see right in front of you - the other end of the ice is not visible.

But I'd still take it if you're offering.

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Call me, pick up the phone and just... phone moi...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

This could be huge! You and Biggie rolling into the UC with your faces painted...supporting the team!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Had to endure Row 5!

Took the nephew, to his first game.

OT, he was going nuts. Age 6, dropping F bombs! Yeah!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

NSFW

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Lady Well, I hope you're satisfied.

Jerry What?

Lady Every word out of my son's mouth now is *beep*, *beep*,
*beep*. You know what he said to me five minutes ago?
Where's my *beep*ing cupcake?

Jerry Gee, I'm really sorry.

Lady He wants to be like you because you're a comedian. Maybe
you could talk to him?

Jerry I'd be happy to.

Lady Thank you.

Jerry Ah, Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt
at the yogurt place - does that have any fat in it?

Lady No *beep*ing way!

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Owner Hey, Seinfeld. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop using obscenities
around my son, huh?

Jerry It was an accident. I'm going to talk to him.

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Lady Hi!

Jerry Hi!

Lady You know Jerry.

Son Of course, he's the funny *beep*er.

Lady See!

Jerry Listen, Matthew, I want to explain something to you. Now,
cursing is not something that most comedians do.

Son You did it.

Jerry That's true. But it was an accident. And I haven't done it
since. And I would never do it again. And if you continue
cursing, you'll never become a comedian like me when you
grow up. Excuse me one second.

Elaine You know, Lloyd advises Dinkins on everything he does.

George Yeah, yeah. Big advisor.

Elaine He tells him which soap to use.

Jerry What the *beep* are you doing? You little piece of *beep*.