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Did I tell you guys that Kid Cairo and I hugged?

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Hey Rick can I get your advice since you seem like a fun easy going guy that everybody loves...How would you handle it if you had common interests with women and wanted to be involved but every once and a while they said sexy time things to you?
I'd get better interests than shoes, Glee, and crying because a commercial about the injured dogs came on.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Hey Rick can I get your advice since you seem like a fun easy going guy that everybody loves...How would you handle it if you had common interests with women and wanted to be involved but every once and a while they said sexy time things to you?
I'd get better interests than shoes, Glee, and crying because a commercial about the injured dogs came on.


Damn, I held off on going to lunch for that?

Boo.

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You're getting into dangerous waters by stealing my bit, son.

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Did I tell you guys that Kid Cairo and I hugged?



How was that?

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In truth, spaulding is one of the nicest people I have met from the board. Got drunk on her dime once, too.

So that basically means she took me on a date.
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Damn, I held off on going to lunch for that?

Boo.
What am I going to do? It wasn't even a major shot at Spaulding. It was just a joke about how girls on the internet get fawned over.

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Did I tell you guys that Kid Cairo and I hugged?



How was that?

I can't speak for him, but hugging him was the highlight of the day for me...and I hugged two women at that same bar.

I have nothing bad to say about Good Dolphin...seriously. I've misunderstood him.

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It was just a joke about how girls on the internet get fawned over.

I can't speak for anybody else, but I'd never do that shit. I have my dignity.

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:lol: , OKC got left out.


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How would you handle it if you had common interests with women and wanted to be involved but every once and a while they said sexy time things to you?


That's about the part where I usually wake up.

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Has anyone actually met Mr. Spaulding?

:lol: I thought Drop In was her husband at first. I had never met Drop In before, so I didn't know. I was briefed later in the evening.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Has anyone actually met Mr. Spaulding?

:lol: I thought Drop In was her husband at first. I had never met Drop In before, so I didn't know. I was briefed later in the evening.


spmack thought I was her husband and I had met spmack before and guarded him for 3 hours at Hoops II: Old Man Boogaloo.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Did I tell you guys that Kid Cairo and I hugged?



How was that?

I can't speak for him, but hugging him was the highlight of the day for me...and I hugged two women at that same bar.

I have nothing bad to say about Good Dolphin...seriously. I've misunderstood him.


He wanted to do a bro hug but I gave him the Vince Vaughn get on in here type of thing. I think it was theraputic for OKC. He doesn't like to hear it but he runs on emotions and needs the occasional positive reinforcement. I am happy to provide it. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.

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What am I going to do? It wasn't even a major shot at Spaulding. It was just a joke about how girls on the internet get fawned over.


Took it as one. Makes it seem like that's all I am here and I don't thing that's true or fair.

The hug was good but what else can you expect from a couple studs like dolphin and cairo.

Noisy, I'm going to bet that some of your wife's party friends like you.
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good dolphin wrote:
. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.

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He wanted to do a bro hug but I gave him the Vince Vaughn get on in here type of thing. I think it was theraputic for OKC. He doesn't like to hear it but he runs on emotions and needs the occasional positive reinforcement. I am happy to provide it. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.


For women maybe. When did you turn into a wuss?
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Has anyone actually met Mr. Spaulding?

:lol: I thought Drop In was her husband at first. I had never met Drop In before, so I didn't know. I was briefed later in the evening.


spmack thought I was her husband and I had met spmack before and guarded him for 3 hours at Hoops II: Old Man Boogaloo.

And you still have not forgiven me for that.

Sidenote: Are you on twitter as IlliniMac or whatever? I follow this guy, only because I think its you.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
In truth, spaulding is one of the nicest people I have met from the board. Got drunk on her dime once, too.

So that basically means she took me on a date.


bitch sat there and ate a big hamburger in front of me and was the first to raise her hand when I was buying drinks

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spmack thought I was her husband and I had met spmack before and guarded him for 3 hours at Hoops II: Old Man Boogaloo.


I remember that. You were horrified. It didn't hurt my feelings though. :lol:

I think it was I that bought you the drink, wuss.


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Noisy, I'm going to bet that some of your wife's party friends like you.


Some?

They all love me. I'm a hell of a guy.

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He wanted to do a bro hug but I gave him the Vince Vaughn get on in here type of thing. I think it was theraputic for OKC. He doesn't like to hear it but he runs on emotions and needs the occasional positive reinforcement. I am happy to provide it. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.

Hey, I yam what I yam...

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He wanted to do a bro hug but I gave him the Vince Vaughn get on in here type of thing. I think it was theraputic for OKC. He doesn't like to hear it but he runs on emotions and needs the occasional positive reinforcement. I am happy to provide it. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.


For women maybe. When did you turn into a wuss?


Spartans soldiers used to give their inferiors a good buggering under the assumption it brought them closer when they had to fight for each other

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mr. spaulding has the favorable loveparents of ron livingston and topher grace. and somewhere in there is chris o'donnell i think.

GD is right...he and elijah wood make a quad set of eyes that burn the soul.
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Took it as one. Makes it seem like that's all I am here and I don't thing that's true or fair.
My advice would be to err on the side of "he's joking" rather than he's attempting to define your worth as a person.*

*-this advice is not applicable if your username is "Ugueth Will Shiv You"

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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He wanted to do a bro hug but I gave him the Vince Vaughn get on in here type of thing. I think it was theraputic for OKC. He doesn't like to hear it but he runs on emotions and needs the occasional positive reinforcement. I am happy to provide it. There is something about physical contact that cements relationships.

Hey, I yam what I yam...


I know but you have to recognize it yourself so that you don't take offense where none is intended.

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My advice would be to err on the side of "he's joking" rather than he's attempting to define your worth as a person.*

*-this advice is not applicable if your username is "Ugueth Will Shiv You"

:lol: :lol: Man...

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