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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:09 pm 
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Yeah, it was an unofficial event, but Tiger actually wins a tournament for the first time in over 2 years at the Chevron World Challenge.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:15 pm 
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ESPN had a "Tiger Watch" going on the bottom line. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:39 pm 
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Somewhere there's a Perkins waitress whose going to get lucky tonite!

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:46 pm 
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badrogue17 wrote:
Somewhere there's a Perkins waitress whose going to get lucky tonite!


:lol: dumbass


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:13 pm 
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C'mon Ugie. Make this post when he actually plays that away against ALL of the best golfers. A win is a win, but it was versus a limited field in December...

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:15 pm 
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Trust me, Ugie posted this thru gritted teeth.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Was Tiger fucking him in the ass when he posted?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Was Tiger fucking him in the ass when he posted?


I assume this post made you very proud.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:23 pm 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
C'mon Ugie. Make this post when he actually plays that away against ALL of the best golfers. A win is a win, but it was versus a limited field in December...


Oh believe me, I'm aware of what it was.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:29 pm 
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One of my guys who is really close with Tigers agent, on the Friday after T-Day 2 years ago drops this one on us.

"If Tiger does not win a Tourney bye next year at the same time, I will buy everyone dinner" (Note our annual Friday night dinner is a Hugo's $500+ dinner) "Tiger will be fine and he will win again and nobody will care" (Basically he is a Tiger apologist and an apologist for his agent)

Last year comes around and he wants to go double or nothing! All meals in vegas if one more year goes bye! We agree! (This man is really digging a fucking hole)

This past Friday we go out drinking and the man accepts his penalty! He is ready to pay for 2 Dinners in Vegas, yes our call where we eat! It will hurt!

The poor buy was just a week off!

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:34 pm 
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One of my guys who is really close with Tigers agent, on the Friday after T-Day 2 years ago drops this one on us.

"If Tiger does not win a Tourney bye next year at the same time, I will buy everyone dinner" (Note our annual Friday night dinner is a Hugo's $500+ dinner) "Tiger will be fine and he will win again and nobody will care" (Basically he is a Tiger apologist and an apologist for his agent)

Last year comes around and he wants to go double or nothing! All meals in vegas if one more year goes bye! We agree! (This man is really digging a fucking hole)

This past Friday we go out drinking and the man accepts his penalty! He is ready to pay for 2 Dinners in Vegas, yes our call where we eat! It will hurt!

The poor buy was just a week off!


I would have taken the bet, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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about as meaningful as one of MOFO's stage-shout outs during the tour de france.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Tiger's win moved him from 52nd to 21st in the official world golf rankings.

http://www.officialworldgolfranking.com ... efault.sps

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
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Chus wrote:
Tiger's win moved him from 52nd to 21st in the official world golf rankings.

http://www.officialworldgolfranking.com ... efault.sps


Which, if anything, should show everyone exactly how big a joke the OWGR is.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:16 pm 
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Pissing down his pantleg on a Sunday afternoon yet again.

He's done. Maybe a couple of tournys here and there, but he will never win another major.

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