I have a driver that needed to go to traffic court (truck was over weight, if you must know) , but also had a pickup scheduled (he was to have done the former on Friday) ... anyway, in this excerpt from the exciting texts back and forth, see if you can Find the Random Racist Malaprop:

Him: ... was standing in line with the heard and then got told that they are cutting the line off one dude before me so I had to wait in line to speak to a dude no clue what he was then got (to) stand in a nother line just to back to first line and finally in fourth line and all I've gotten is a extension ...

Me: Is ur court already done?

Him: No there fuckin kites

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Was he a wetnap?

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I bet he was a cheese eating surrender monkey.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

A boy walks up to his dad and asks "can I have $10 for a guniea pig?" The father replies, "get an Irish one, they're free!"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You better hope Hoffy don't see that or you are in for a world of hurt.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"