Laurence Holmes is tearing us apart man.

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i don't know how anybody can listen to his show ...can't really comment because i refuse to listen but if he took any of those women to a 200 $ dinner he is an even bigger sucker than i thought.

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Of course Cheryl Scott didn't enjoy it as much as its hard to eat steak through the ropes and gag.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That too.

Reminds me of the holiday show where he was talking about how he doesn't decorate his house for Christmas. And how he was so sick of ladies coming over his house making mention of his lack of decorations. He apparently told her, "You're not here for the decorations anyway."

Negro please.

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Naw. I'm holding out hope that you will one day "get it".


Push out the jive, bring in the love...

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Real question.

Are you under the impression that Laurence isn't getting any pussy?

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I'm not necessarily saying that. He probably does okay for himself.

A better way of explaining it is the Pacers celebrating a regular season victory against the Bulls last week. Act like you expect to be there. Don't be celebrating that shit like you just conquered the Greek goddess Pussiliath or something. The guy is insecure so he clearly feels the need to impress people with shit that ain't all that impressive.

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Not "any," just not as much as he would lead everybody to believe.

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Agreed. You're on a roll, Kid.

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Wait. Are you talking about panther or LoHo?

Either way, its

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-The slang is a Stuart Scott attempt to get street cred.

- He brings up the date to prove to people that he's not gay. With pictures like this on the internet, dating women proves nothing.


-He brings up the price of the dinner to brag about his money.

-He calls his producers "The A Team" to show superiority over them.

These are horrible characteristics of any person. Larry doesn't recognize it. Never has. Never will. He is a phony. His friends, family and Score co workers think the same of him I'm sure. They just can't say it to him.

Just listening to Ask Herb now.

I'm getting some real insights into their dating techniques. It's good to know Rose Angeli's is still there, though. Haven't been there in a long time.

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I guess I just don't get why him being insecure or bragging about women bothers you so much.



Ask Herb was pretty good. Started out a little rough, but got much better at the end...

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I've never agreed with you more than right now. Very good post.

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So if that's the case, what's wrong with the statement "Girl, you aren't here for the decorations anyway"? Sure he didn't say that out loud, but is it out of the realm of possibility that he had a girl over at his house that he was fucking who complained about the lack of tinsel?

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I mean, it doesn't bother me that much. It's just annoying. I don't really give it a thought other than when I'm on this board.

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I think he said it out loud.

And, possibly, in the Thank You card that was sent later.

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How would decorating hurt the cause though? If anything, the chic might be like "aww, he put up his own Xmas tree/lights, how cute."

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Oh Ivan...

No, it's not out of the realm of possibility. My annoyance is from the fact that he just HAS to point this out in an attempt to paint the portrait of "Laurence the Playa". It's no different than how DaMaNa just HAS to point out how many TVs and gadgets he has in his house.

Let's contrast my guy Goff. Goff does well with the ladies. You've met him. I've met him. Dude ain't insecure. He's spent a lot of airshifts NOT talking about how much p's he's getting because he doesn't feel the need to bring that stuff to the air. He's not trying to impress anybody. I respect that more. That's all. Laurence doesn't strike me as being very humble. Braggarts annoy me.

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One of the issues I'm having with my "Tyra".

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He doesn't regularly date if he is shocked by the price of dinner downtown.

No, I don't think he is getting any pussy. Larry will marry the first girl who gives it up to him.

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And men have lost their reason.

I feel you.

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I guess I just dont look at radio as a respect contest or "who's more real". I just like to laugh and enjoy shit. I don't neccesarilly have to respect the person to be entertained by them.

Goff is a cool cat. In real life, I'd much rather hang out with him than Laurence, but I dig both of them on the radio.

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I can respect that.

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Because its usually Aurellio's (old oven) and back to the Lo-Shack for a proper SHAKING.

1. I have a radio show
2. I'm on television
3. I'm a professor at DePaul
4. I've got a place in Arizona

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You want how many toppings?? Bitch please, you get pepperoni and that's it!!

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