The pepperoni is his penis

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Why you gotta do that, man? You're making me sad. I wish you wouldn't.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I was going type sausage but I didnt want anyone to go with the easy joke.

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Henry you know I am the type to only go for the easy joke

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Just sayin'. Any one of these things could get some silly chick to go back to The Lo Zone...

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I can too. Its just sometimes Ivan posts as if someone doesn't like Holmes as a host, they're not right.

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You've been to remotes. Those guys are more an annoyance than anything to 90% of the bar patrons. I have never seen a single girl approach anyone associated with the radio at any point during or after a broadcast.

I think Sir is a homebody. Howard Stern made himself a billion dollars talking about that kind of lifestyle. Sir should take note.

If I'm going to live vicariously through someone I want to believe his stories and I want, no need, details.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If he had a sense of humor about himself he would also say that he is/was an orthodontist.

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Laurence's routine compares better to Terry's claims then Bernstein.


Bernstein will fake a belief, but I dont think he flat out makes things up to facilitate that fake belief.

I think Terry might....and thats....Ok

Agreed




wait...

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The "real"ist host in Chicago is the Grobber. That guy lives his gimmick.

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Think of the great stories a relatively young single guy with a nice salary who doesn't have to be at work until 6 pm should have. My bad nights would include showing up at Gibson's lonely hearts club around 11 pm to pick up the leftovers towards closing time.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Did not realize Uncle Teary could eat so much.

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Let's not forget Laurence has a fifth. He & Zach Zaidman call DePaul basketball losses on The SCORE.

So he's a drunk?

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???

I'm pretty sure LoHo compared himself to Shemar Moore last night.

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Shouldn't that be the other way around?

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And those guys know what you are saying. Not one of them likes being called "Larrys guys" or part of the A team. At least 2 of them have mentioned it to me they "can live without it" was the exact words from one of them.

When the part time night time guy starts talking about his legacy? ,

Thats like someone self proclaiming they are part of the Harry Hustan tree of coaches?

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It really is pathetic - he acts like he's doing them a big favor by playing the A-team theme for them. WTF is that? Are they going to put on their resumes that the occasional 6-10 host played the A-team theme 274 times when he was producing?

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.

He also chips them off a nice bonus from the 275K he's pulling down

This has turned into quite the thread and expose on Laurence Holmes, my goodness.

BigFan, you seem to have some sort of "view" into the workings of 670, tell us, is Laurence attempting to make himself into a "force", complete with a clique and "his guys!"?He is most certainly fronting, but does he view himself as the 2nd coming of Danny B, a force to be reckoned with?