In grade school (!), we went on a class trip to D.C. to celebrate our graduation. One kid was pissing us off appreciably, and he was in our hotel room. On the final night, we put some laxative into his coke.

Now, that's not all! We also put itching powder (i.e., plexiglass shards) all over the first few sheets of toilet paper. We kept a clean roll hidden in the room, and waited for the fun to begin. I think he took about a 2-hour shower late that night, no doubt wondering why his hand/asshole were so itchy.

And to think, I've never done anything more evil since then.

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Fire Phil Emery

If you want to be kinda mean, put Visine in someone's drink. Colorless, odorless, tasteless, and it will leave your victim pissing out of his ass. I never did it, but my brother's friends had a cruel sense of humor. Nothing worse than having the runs in a bar.

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How many ounces of Visine are needed?

I heard that too. That's why I want to make sure that I don't over do it with the Visine.

I see some other people watch CSI as well. I believe in that episode, the Visine reacted with the fact that the victim ate something like 3 pounds of chocolate...or something.

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What did they put in his drink Nas? LSD? Did he sue that person? Did the person who put it in go to jail? Or nobody knew who it was?

That's why I want to make sure if I do this prank, I don't use too much.

The key is to get the enjoyment of the prank without causing death. I guess the question that hasn't been asked yet is, in case of a Visine overdose, is it a quick death or is there pain involved.

I looked into the whole death thing, and, while it seems my brothers friends were lying, it doesn't look like a good idea.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

man the most ive ever done is throw a cigarrette butt in my friends beer. as gross as that is, its not gonna kill you.

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Yeah. I never pulled any pranks on anybody. The worst that anybody ever done to me was a bunch of my buddies gang raped me after I passed out drunk. But I'm sure all you guys had that done to you at least once. That's common. Right?

Sorry Beardown. That's not even close to what Boilermaker Rick did to his friends.

Gang rape is one thing, but you just don't mess with someone's coffee. That's just plain inhuman.

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If Boiler Rick had substitued Sanka for Folgers, it would have been a perfect story.

"Moose, Rocco, help the Judge find his wallet!"

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

You don't need to be a slick computer guy to figure that one out, but still a good one to pull on Moose.

yeah...i used to have the "smithers, I like it when you turn me on" soundbite

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@audioidkid

When I turn mine on at work, its the open from the first season of 24. When I shut it off, its Biff from Back to the Future, "Why don't you make like a tree......and get out of here."

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

i thought maybe it'd be rick astley singing "never gonna saaay good-bye" before your shutdown

At NIU I had a friend who had MD and was wheelchair bound.
One night while leaving a drinking establishment, there was a sporty little Acura blocking the handicap ramp. It was a huge pain in the ass for 3 drunk dudes to lift a 4th drunk in a 250lb motorized chair over the curb & the concrete parking dividers without anyone getting hurt.
Once we finished, my wheelchair buddy filled the plastic urinal he carried in his chair, and asked if one of us could kindly empty the contents into the partially open sunroof of the obstructing vehicle.

Since I'm a firm believer in Karma, I will never own a car with a sunroof.

The other one we always pulled on the floor, was pissing on the TP in the shitter stalls. The poor victim would always realize his prdicament way too late and be forced to penguin shuffle back to the room.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Rob:
piss story #1 is very funny.
piss story #2 is kinda cruel, but also very funny b/c of the visual the penguin shuffle creates.

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@audioidkid

I just remembered another one we pulled off as an entire floor:

We had a quiet lifestyle floor below us always getting us in a ton of trouble cause we were too rowdy. So one weekend evening after their quiet hours had started we called our college radio station and dedicated Ugly Kid Joe's "I hate Everything about You" from us to them.

To make sure they didn't miss our thoughtful dedication, we had every room on our floor crank the stereo up to "11". It sounded like a 20,000 watt sound system. We had 4 RA's on our floor turning down stereos within 45 seconds. As soon as they turned one down and moved on to the next room, we would turn it right back up.
This lasted the entire song.

For this amazing feat of synchronization, we earned an enprecedneted "floor" write up. Kick Ass!!!

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Perfect song for that situation. I had that casette tape back in the day with the kid flipping the bird on the cover. I had to hide it from my parents and only play it when they weren't home.

This was done to me . . .

When I was in college, we ordered the delivery of two cases of beer to our fraternaty house from Evanston First Liquors. There were two pledges downstairs and I told them that when the guy gets there he will be asking for Steve Schmidt, the name on my fake id.

An hour later, the pledge comes up with the delivery guy and says "Hey man, the guy is here to deliver beer, but your name isn't Steve. What gives?" Now the delivery guy scrutinizes by ID and nukes me.

Same night, I'm at a party at our house and the same kid comes up to me while I'm talking to a pretty hot chick. He interrupts and says to her "Hey, did you know this guy blow dries his hair?" (I subsequently stopped the practice).

By Monday's chapter meeting I had him black balled. First time we had black balled anyone in a decade.

I like the new avatar but I keep thinking NSJ is bigfan.

Me too

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

well, ill give some personal exp now........

Freshman Year of college, its getting crazy durring finals of spring semester.... we are all wired on Mountain Dew and getting crazy from lack of sleep. there is a girls dorm right accross the lawn from ours and they thougth it would be funny to cover our favorite RA's car with shaving cream (great prank.....NOT!!!!!!!!) so we want to go out for the semester all guns blazing.......

We go to petland and buy 5,000, that right five thousand, chirping crickets..... you can specify chirping because some lizars hunt by sound i guess....... so we all run in with big bags of these live crickets throwing handfulls of them into every open door we see and all over the place...... the rest of the financial backers watch as the screams spread form one side of the building to another as flock of girls run out of their door, some whearing nothing but bras........

needless to say, once nightime hit they realized the full impact of our prank..... no girls could sleep for the rest of finals week due to all the chirping... you could actually hear it from outside the building......

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- Formerly Known As "Chicago Storm"
- I know Brian Bauer

Kendall College had frats?

i think this is more funny than cruel. anyone know of the sabre room? its on 95th street between 88th ave and lagrange road. anyway, in high school we drove by it one nite and the fountain out front was on. so i jokingly said 'oh let pour some soap into the fountain!' well, next thing i know we're at walgreens buying 2 large things of bubble bath. it was funny how "clean" the pavement looked the next day

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That place was terrible. Ever see the dancing girls there?

While I attended Ball State, they built a big, beautiful fountain. It got "soaped" every other weekend...

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