JUST INFORMED BELLA I THAT BELLA B'S CAMEL TOE IS NOT PG. I ASKED BELLA I IF I COULD USE HER THONG AS FLOSS. I WONDER IF MY DAD HAD DAYS LIKE THIS?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

REASONABLE, HONEST, STRAIGHTFORWARD QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES. IF YOU'VE SEEN STEPHANIE NUDE IN THE LAST 91 DAYS, HOW'S IT HOLDING UP? LOOKING DIRECTLY AT PAUL AND ADAM. OTHER RESPONSES WELCOME AS WELL. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

I'M A KATIE VICK GUY IN A MERV GRIFFIN WORLD.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm pretty sure Drop In is drunk already. With a combo of him being drunk and the Hawks on AND a live Smackdown tonight things could get ugly. I'm locking the house up now.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm pretty sure Drop In is drunk already. With a combo of him being drunk and the Hawks on AND a live Smackdown tonight things could get ugly. I'm locking the house up now.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

Live Smackdown
Detroit Vs Hawks
NCIS
Wow what a lineup

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

COMPLETED FIFTEENTH REWRITE OF LIVE SMACKDOWN. STARING AT MICHAEL HAYES, ASKING HIM TO PUT HIS FANNY PACK ON HIS HEAD TO COVER UP THE BALD. HE'S WEAK. DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT WEIGHTLIFTING TO PASS THE TIME?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

TYLER REKS ASKED ABOUT A PUSH. I ASKED HIM IF HE REALLY WANTED HIS LIFE TO END IN ROCKFORD ILLINOIS, WHICH SMELLS LIKE SPOILED FAT FREE MILK. I ONLY CUTOFF TWO OF HIS STUPID HAIR THINGS. I'M TAKING THIS OUT ON JIM ROSS.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

IF MICHAEL HAYES TELLS ONE MORE STORY ABOUT "BLOWING UP" TEXAS WRESTLING, I'M GOING TO HAVE JOHNNY ACE WISH HIM WELL IN HIS FUTURE PAINFUL DEATH ENDEAVORS. WHERE'S MY SON-IN-LAW PAUL? FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

EXPLAINING TO MICHAEL HAYES ONE MORE REACH IN HIS FANNY PACK WILL BE AN ASSUMED REACH FOR A WEAPON. I WILL END HIM. SUPPLE, FERTILE DAUGHTER IS NODDING WHILE I SLYLY SMELL HER HAIR. WHERE'S PAUL, DEAN MALENKO, AND BILLY KIDMAN?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY SUPPLE, FERTILE DAUGHTER WITH GREAT SMELLING HAIR SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME. MAYBE IT'S MY "RIBBING" OF WADE BARRETT. I'M TWISTING HIS ELBOW, TRYING TO GET HIM TO SCREAM WITH THAT "FUNNY" VOICE. I'M AWESOME. BILLY KIDMAN IS NODDING WHEN I ASK HIM IF I'M AWESOME. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Hey chas. #gofuckyourself


#heel

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

ASKING SHEAMUS IF HE WILL KILL FOR ME WHILE DRAMATICALLY POINTING MY HEAD AND EYES AT LILLIAN GARCIA.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

A GUY LIKE ME COULD GET RUE MCCLANAHAN TO "TREND" ON THE TWITTER MACHINE. I WONDER HOW THAT LITTLE PIECE IS DOING? I'LL HAVE A BRISCO HIT HER UP ON THE FACEBOOK. MAYBE I'LL FAX HER. I'M AWESOME. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

URINATING ON TEDDY LONG'S WATCH WHILE STARING AT ROSA MENDES. ASKING ROSA MENDES IF SHE'D LIKE TO DO A BONDAGE GIMMICK WITH MICK FOLEY. IF SHE DECLINES, JIM ROSS IS IN. #RUEMCCLANAHAN

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

='CrankyVince"]ASKING I.R.S., REAL NAME MIKE, IF TONIGHT IS THE LAST NIGHT I SHOULD SNORT COCAINE. HE'S SAYING YES, BECAUSE HE'S A QUITTER. FUCK HIM. RECEIVED CALL FROM AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON BILL, TELLING ME I LEFT WRESTLEMANIA SCRIPT IN HIS CAR WITH FLAT TIRE. REWRITE TIME.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Drop In are you using whatever drugs CGS is using?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!