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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:44 am 
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On a Friday during Lent?!?!?


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Boyd, my "Tyra" lives in Waukegan. She hates it up there and comes to city every weekend, but sometimes during the week I may come up that way.

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Boyd, my "Tyra" lives in Waukegan. She hates it up there and comes to city every weekend, but sometimes during the week I may come up that way.

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Then Ill show up to your mormon church and pass out booze to your wives on a sunday


:shock: You wouldn't!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:49 am 
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Boyd, my "Tyra" lives in Waukegan. She hates it up there and comes to city every weekend, but sometimes during the week I may come up that way.


Euphemism and Innuendo thread?

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Is spmack trying to set Boyd up with his woman?

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spmack wrote:
Boyd, my "Tyra" lives in Waukegan. She hates it up there and comes to city every weekend, but sometimes during the week I may come up that way.


Euphemism and Innuendo thread?


:lol:

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Is spmack trying to set Boyd up with his woman?

If he wants a sassy, stubborn, light skin sista that demands a ton of attention, have at it.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:54 am 
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spmack wrote:
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Is spmack trying to set Boyd up with his woman?

If he wants a sassy, stubborn, light skin sista that demands a ton of attention, have at it.


Ménage à trois

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:56 am 
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spmack wrote:
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Is spmack trying to set Boyd up with his woman?

If he wants a sassy, stubborn, light skin sista that demands a ton of attention, have at it.

I'm pretty sure that the introduction of her into the current relationship would end the current relationship.

I'm good.

Also, I don't do high maintainence. I was married to it before. It doesn't work well.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:58 am 
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spmack wrote:
Boyd, my "Tyra" lives in Waukegan. She hates it up there and comes to city every weekend, but sometimes during the week I may come up that way.

Chillin' with Mya
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RFDC wrote:
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Is spmack trying to set Boyd up with his woman?

If he wants a sassy, stubborn, light skin sista that demands a ton of attention, have at it.


Ménage à trois


I thought speeps was the only frenchie around here.

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Also, I don't do high maintainence. I was married to it before. It doesn't work well.

I'd like to headbutt you hard enough to knock us both out.

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Also, I don't do high maintainence. I was married to it before. It doesn't work well.

I'd like to headbutt you hard enough to knock us both out.

Speaking of high maintainence...Hi Kid :D

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:( Why you gotta be like dat?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
:( Why you gotta be like dat?

I will replace your Midol with Flinstones Multi Vitamins.

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:( Why you gotta be like dat?

I will replace your Midol with Flinstones Multi Vitamins.

I will repeatedly flush your toilet while you shower.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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:( Why you gotta be like dat?

I will replace your Midol with Flinstones Multi Vitamins.

I will repeatedly flush your toilet while you shower.

I will replace your eyeglass prescription with Harry (by cracky) Carey's

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Here is a hilarious video that I found today while I was looking through my "Shoutout" to the Pittsburgh Pirates. Does anybody know the circumstances surrounding this funny incident? This is one of the funniest coach reactions I have ever seen.
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Howard's dumbass probably got another technical on his way to a suspension



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It is brilliant.

First, you have the hands up, saying "STOP!" This, in and of itself, would be classic. But this genius follows it up with...

Second, the lowered head, accompanied by the extended hands pushed towards the player, saying "Please get away." This cannot get any better, correct? Wrong!

Third, the face and head are buried in both palms, and the masterpiece is completed by a very subtle head shake!

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spmack wrote:
Boyd, my "Tyra" lives in Waukegan. She hates it up there and comes to city every weekend, but sometimes during the week I may come up that way.


I don't blame her, I would try to leave Waukegan any chance I had. Spent a lot of time over there.

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Boyd bought Santa's Village in a short sale. It's going to be like The Shining by the end of April.

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Telegram Sam wrote:
Boyd bought Santa's Village in a short sale. It's going to be like The Shining by the end of April.


Something tells me Kid Cairo won't be driving a Bobcat to help matters out later on.


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Telegram Sam wrote:
Boyd bought Santa's Village in a short sale. It's going to be like The Shining by the end of April.

Wasn't Santa's Village out west somewhere?

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Boyd bought Santa's Village in a short sale. It's going to be like The Shining by the end of April.

Wasn't Santa's Village out west somewhere?


Dundee?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Boyd bought Santa's Village in a short sale. It's going to be like The Shining by the end of April.

Wasn't Santa's Village out west somewhere?


Dundee?

That's west of anywhere I've ever lived.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Boyd bought Santa's Village in a short sale. It's going to be like The Shining by the end of April.

Wasn't Santa's Village out west somewhere?


Dundee?



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