Not sure who the candidates will be, but this is bound to be a barnburner of an election! Although I'm sure we won't actually elect anyone...

Early frontrunners:

Douchebag
Boilermaker Rick
Krazy Ivan (we all know you really want the job, if for no other reason to be referred to as El Presidente)

What the fuck does a "Board President" do, exactly?

I have pictures of all three alongside women of ill repute.

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Creates a user fee and ignores Larz while he develops nuclear viruses to attack us.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I think this might be a way that BigFan will show everyone exactly how "not fun" the job of board moderation is, which I totally agree with.

A brilliant idea, actually.

I hereby formally decline participation in this year's event.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Rick has chosen the respectable path. For the good of the board.

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Put Mac on the IR

Question for Candidate Douchebag: What is your position on the reinstatement of exiled CSFMBer Free Ajent?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Theses are the meat and potato's topics that will define the race.

Uneasy is the head the wears the crown.

Who will play the role of Gary Hart?

Question for candidate Douchebag: boxers or briefs?

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Guy Fieri is co-owner of Johnny Garlic's and Tex Wasabi's Restaurants

ALL CSFMB'ers should be able to speak their mind in the greatest board in the history of mankind. When we start to limit speech, we end of with a world full of Kujoe's. As a candidate, I promise this will not happen on my watch. The only speech that should ever be limited is spam. These "members" are not coming here to be members, and should be eliminated. They are a drain on our great society, and should return to Nigeria, Mexico, or China.

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My president should be black. In fact he should be half white. So even in Panther's mind he's half right.

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Stop posting rap lyrics.

I would let board members be nominated for "Douchebag of the Week." Every week, dozens of board members are practically begging to be nominated.

The exception would be if the nominated member publicly admits in print that they are a big whining baby who will run to their mommy.

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Are you running? Have you organized your PAC yet?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

No. This sounds like free work. I do not do free work.

This was merely a suggestion to the new President.

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I'll be accepting unlimited PayPal money. PM me for further details on where you can make your donation that won't have any influence on my presidency.

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I am hereby putting my support behind OKC as President.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

No matter how much you collect, the CSFMB isn't ready for a Muslim president.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm a Christian.

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bigfan should stay in office..it is work that pays nothing and i can see why he is tired of the drama from some of you cry babies...but i would throw my support behind good dolphin, rogersparkbrian, dr noisewater or hova and boilermakerick all seem capable of handling the duties without abusing the power.

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The new president should be someone with whom we all share at least a modicum of common ground, as we move forward to build a greater board tomorrow.

I nominate Not Boilermaker Rick.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That is my assumption as well. I'm sure BigFan could benefit from delegating a few responsibilities to another person.

This is America Jack!

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CrankyVince, your days are numbered if I'm elected.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I know what your name is but Jack fits you better.

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Anyone else in favor of annointing Frank as board president and telling him the good news when he gets back from vacation?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost