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Crystal Lake Hoffy
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:31 pm 
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I Promise to fix the search. I plan to add a new search mode called Keeping Score Creeping Mode. This will allow our creepiest board members to delve deeper than ever before into the lives of our distinguished members!

I Promise to increase the amount of porn on this message board by 75%. This will include three times the number of breasts currently available!

I Promise to add the ability to embed videos to our posts!

I Promise integration with various online games to allow for board member game nights!

I Promise that I will continue to protect our message board against the Turks and other invading message boards. I will also do what ever is necessary to assure that our board remains the number one sports message board in Chicago, including leaving flaming poop on Larz's doorstep!

I promise a 45% reduction in pruning!

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Urlacher's missing neck
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:34 pm 
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Please specify the nature of the porn that will be increased. There have been far too many dick picks this past year. I don't need to see 75 percent more johnson.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Please specify the nature of the porn that will be increased. There have been far too many dick picks this past year. I don't need to see 75 percent more johnson.


You will see a significant increase in dick jokes while seeing a significant decrease in dick pictures. I plan to make a special cabinet appointment for overseeing this ratio.

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Redneckmommy
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Can I be appointed to the cabinet of dick?

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[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point
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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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Redneckmommy wrote:
Can I be appointed to the cabinet of dick?


Maybe.

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Chus
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:48 pm 
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Can I be Secretary of Agriculture?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:49 pm 
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I am currently accepting requests for my Cabinet. The following positions are open:

Vice President
Chief of Staff
Department of Board Porn
Department of Veteran Board Member Affairs
Department of ISOP Affairs
Department of Board Justice
Department of Foreign Message Board Affairs
Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Recreational Drugs

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HOVA
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:57 pm 
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Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM.

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In the grand SCEME (not scope, Dumbass) pf things

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Redneckmommy
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HOVA wrote:
Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM.



That's right, and might I add that I like my balls....they are very big.


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[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point
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Crystal Lake Hoffy
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:01 pm 
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HOVA wrote:
Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM.


Hey, it worked for Clinton.

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Colonel Angus
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I am currently accepting requests for my Cabinet. The following positions are open:

Vice President Doug
Chief of Staff Dolphin
Department of Board Porn RPB
Department of Veteran Board Member Affairs Regular Reader
Department of Fairies Affairs Darkside
Department of Board Justice NasHova
Department of Foreign Message Board Affairs Ivan
Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Recreational Drugs RNM
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Redneckmommy
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:19 pm 
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I'm in charge of guns and booze and stuff

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[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point
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Crystal Lake Hoffy
PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:23 am 
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
What about BoardSluts? Can you promise more pic-providing BlackCastle-esque BoardSluts?


No.

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good dolphin
PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:18 am 
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disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared

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HOVA
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good dolphin wrote:
disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared


I don't believe BF is allowing anyone to register.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
In the grand SCEME (not scope, Dumbass) pf things

Awesome.
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Vincent Antonelli
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What is your stance on passwords and retrieval if forgotten??

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there is different kinds of smart..book/street .


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rogers park bryan
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Col Angus puts ME in charge of porn?


I feel like Keith Richards just called me a druggie
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spanky
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good dolphin wrote:
disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared

Just a couple more days. (S)he'll be back.

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Douchebag
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spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared

Just a couple more days. (S)he'll be back.

:lol:

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Colonel Angus
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Col Angus puts ME in charge of porn?


I feel like Keith Richards just called me a druggie

:lol:
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Redneckmommy
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spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared

Just a couple more days. (S)he'll be back.



HRH is on a quest right now to find a Irish dance wig....so I bet she's busy

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