I sent this to Mike, Fred and Annie's email awhile back. No reply


Top ten things the morning crew can do after your contract expires.

Mike:

10. Centerfold Retoucher
9. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
8. Professional Sports Heckler
7. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
6. Silent Killer Gas Passer
5. Cruise Ship Entertainer
4. Dishonest Cable Hooker Upper
3. Doggie Spa Owner
2. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
1. Outside the Cell Peanut Seller


Fred:


10. All You Can Eat Buffet Critic
9. Sports Fan Face Painter
8. Supermarket Free Sample Maker
7. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
6. Major Highway Line Painter
5. Airline Meal Chef
4. Gansta Rapper Posse Member
3. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
2. Giant Foam Finger Maker
1. Professional Movie Extra Guy

Annie:

10. Edible Underwear Maker
9. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
8. Bumper Sticker Writer
7. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
6. Push Up Bra Tester
5. Dancing With The Stars
4. Department Store Mannequin Dresser
3. Garden Gnome Maker
2. Inspirational Poster Writer
1. Cruise Ship Entertainer

Good stuff Juiced, but I think you give them too much credit.
I am not surprised you got no response.

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I'm sure you will be hearing from Mike's lawyer.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Maybe they'll sing remakes of Bud Light radio commercials for your list too.

http://budlight.whipnet.com/budlight.htm

How about "Mr Uptight Overly-Litigious Message Board Threatener"

OWNED

How about "Mr Uptight Overly-Litigious Message Board Threatener"


LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!

On a more serious note, did you all know the person who sings those used to be the lead singer for Survivor...a la "Eye of the Tiger?"

Dave Bickler, who got booted after the Eye of the Tiger hit, and replaced by wussbag Jimi Jamison - but whadoIknow?

Rebel Girl is one of Survivor's best tunes, yet it was only released on '45 as Scotti Bros records went belly up.

Word has it former Michael Schenker Group (actually McCauley Schenker Group) lead singer Robin McCauley is now fronting the band.

Mr. BEEF!!!!!!!!

Reading the boards for the last week, nothing has inspired me to even post

but

How about "Mr Uptight Overly-Litigious Message Board Threatener"

Trememendous

I am going to change my name

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Yeah, that's the guy. Couldn't remember his name. Some talk show on 105.9 was interviewing him and I caught it by chance. Same one that I caught Matthew Modine by chance yesta-day.

"He's a bleeder!!!!!"

Any other great Vision Quest quotes? I can't remember all of them, I haven't had coffee yet.

You HAVE GOT to be kidding.

...any more great Vision Quest quotes?

Were there ANY?

Next thing you know there's gonna be Gymkata and American Anthem quotes on the message board.

Stick to Stripes, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, Anchorman, Old School - you know... stick to the main stream wheelhouse of quotes.

Yes, of course there were...for their inherent cheeziness. As someone named Beef, I'd have figured you of all people would appreciate a really bad sports movie.

CHEESY sports movies?

You gotta love Clubber Lang and Thunder Lips in Rocky 3. Great quotes too.

The whole Russian deal in Rocky IV.

The Baseball Furies chase scene in The Warriors - EPIC! Solid quotes also.

Gladiator with Russell Crowe. Solid stuff.

and of course: Diggstown - the best boxing movie nobody's ever seen.