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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:32 am 
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How does it sound like colon or rectal cancer?

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I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like Colon or Rectal Cancer, followed by treatment, and recovery.

Huh?

That's a huge leap to make for having ZERO information.

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He owes us? WYC! Still, hope everything works out for you Mac, at least as much as it can without my prayers.


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I don't know any more than what Mac has posted, but I would not be surprised if Sarge was onto something.

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I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like Colon or Rectal Cancer, followed by treatment, and recovery.

Good luck Mac, and a speedy recovery.


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Just pure speculation, and not that it is any of our business, but doesn't Mac talk about going to therapy pretty often? Could this be more mental than physical?


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Would a parody thread be considered disrespectful?

I was thinking an "I owe you tits" thread in the xxx section.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Just pure speculation, and not that it is any of our business, but doesn't Mac talk about going to therapy pretty often? Could this be more mental than physical?


anything that would qualify as "sick" is certainly applicable.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Just pure speculation, and not that it is any of our business, but doesn't Mac talk about going to therapy pretty often? Could this be more mental than physical?


anything that would qualify as "sick" is certainly applicable.


Sick of his partner?

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If he was in a hospital or Rehab, I would have thought that would have been reported by now.

Mac may have told people not to report it, but usually somebody talks.

I guess if papers still had a Sports Media person, we may have known by now.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Would a parody thread be considered disrespectful?

I was thinking an "I owe you tits" thread in the xxx section.



Exactly, KD.

I just feared that I would be considered (even more of) an asshole if it turns out something was seriously wrong with DaaMaaNeee...

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sick as in "ill" not sick as in "awesome" or "tired of"

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Would a parody thread be considered disrespectful?

I was thinking an "I owe you tits" thread in the xxx section.



Exactly, KD.

I just feared that I would be considered (even more of) an asshole if it turns out something was seriously wrong with DaaMaaNeee...

Yeah, men do get breast cancer, you never know.


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Sarge wrote:
I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like Colon or Rectal Cancer, followed by treatment, and recovery.

Good luck Mac, and a speedy recovery.


More likely TS post-op hormonal disorder complicated by the contraction of a virile STD while testing out the new vag. Common anti-biotics can't be taken and the challenge is to find the right cocktail to fight the STD without impairing vaginal function. Psychotherapy, physical therapy, sex therapy, it's a lot of therapy to treat the sick.

Coke stroke is more illness than sickness, but there is a need for a battery of therapies.

Meanwhile, I'll pray for Mac in my usual fashion, with libations from a bottle top or cork sealed container, or in a hallowed place with a tap. Probably perform a sacrifice of some prime aged bovine flesh over a flaming circular altar.

Ceremoniously spilling some Zombie Dust and saying a prayer, get better Mackeyfish.


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