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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:20 pm 
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LONDON -- Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba was essentially dead after he suffered cardiac arrest during a match last weekend and needed 15 shocks to get his heart beating again.

Bolton team doctor Jonathan Tobin revealed Wednesday that doctors tried unsuccessfully to revive Muamba for 48 minutes before he arrived at London Chest Hospital, after collapsing during an FA Cup game March 17 against Tottenham. It took another 30 minutes before the 23-year-old Muamba's heart started beating again after 15 shocks.


1 hour and 18 minutes this guy was dead as a door nail before finally being resusitated. Amazing.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:43 pm 
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It was soccer. He probably had a heart attack due to boredom.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was soccer. He probably had a heart attack due to boredom.


A common cause of heart attacks.

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You ever seen a soccer match? A heart attack might be a welcome alternative.

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I enjoy WC and Euro Cup. Other than that I usually stay away. Too hard to follow unless you really make an effort and I just dont have the time.

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This story is amazing, I wonder if he will ever play soccer again?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was soccer. He probably had a heart attack due to boredom.


A common cause of hart attacks.

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Look, Keith Bogans isn't working out but this is a double post

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A common cause of hart attacks.

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Im a little ashamed of this...


But a few friends and I got that ppv and split the cost....I felt a little ripped off that I didnt get to see the fall.


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Im a little ashamed of this...


But a few friends and I got that ppv and split the cost....I felt a little ripped off that I didnt get to see the fall.

My buddy got that PPV and was recording it on his VHS and after it happened we went back and watched it like the Zapruder film. Can't really tell much of what happens but once the announcers got legimately shook up you knew it was bad.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Im a little ashamed of this...


But a few friends and I got that ppv and split the cost....I felt a little ripped off that I didnt get to see the fall.

WWE has that footage somewhere. It exists. There are tens of cameras pointed at every area of the arena at every show. A WWE camera picked that up. It'll never see the light of day, but it exists.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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Im a little ashamed of this...


But a few friends and I got that ppv and split the cost....I felt a little ripped off that I didnt get to see the fall.

WWE has that footage somewhere. It exists. There are tens of cameras pointed at every areay of the arena at every show. A WWE camera picked that up. It'll never see the light of day, but it exists.

You will be more likely to see a Chris Benoit tribute than this footage ever.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Im a little ashamed of this...


But a few friends and I got that ppv and split the cost....I felt a little ripped off that I didnt get to see the fall.

WWE has that footage somewhere. It exists. There are tens of cameras pointed at every areay of the arena at every show. A WWE camera picked that up. It'll never see the light of day, but it exists.


Don't you think they would have destroyed something like that? I mean I agree it did exist, but I would think Vince would destroy it just to make sure it never saw the light of day.

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Stone Cold giving him a stunner after the fall was way too much. The crowd chanting "nugget" was classless...

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The crowd chanting "nugget" was classless...


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Tens cameras? Boy, the WWE really goes all out for their PPV events.

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Vince probably masterbates to the tape

Thats the day he BEAT the Hart family.


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Vince probably masterbates to the tape

Thats the day he BEAT the Hart family.

It's just that on a loop with when he made Jim Ross literally kiss his ass

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Vince probably masterbates to the tape

Thats the day he BEAT the Hart family.

:lol: You're evil.

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Im a little ashamed of this...


But a few friends and I got that ppv and split the cost....I felt a little ripped off that I didnt get to see the fall.

WWE has that footage somewhere. It exists. There are tens of cameras pointed at every areay of the arena at every show. A WWE camera picked that up. It'll never see the light of day, but it exists.

You will be more likely to see a Chris Benoit tribute than this footage ever.


How long do I have to hang around waiting for that to happen?

(we also would've accepted, "That'd be killer".)

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It was soccer. He probably had a heart attack due to boredom.


Aren't you some big baseball fan? And you are calling soccer boring?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was soccer. He probably had a heart attack due to boredom.


Aren't you some big baseball fan? And you are calling soccer boring?

Thursdays at 5.

What's Thursdays at 5 the completely reasonable statement hour?

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Zizou wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was soccer. He probably had a heart attack due to boredom.


Aren't you some big baseball fan? And you are calling soccer boring?

Thursdays at 5.

Zizou, by chance are you Greek? The only reason I ask is because I always had the baseball/soccer argument with my Greek buddy. Neither of us were successful in selling the other on each other's sport, but we had basketball as a common ground of sorts.

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