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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:25 am

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jackref wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

1. Buy Wrigley Field
2. Bulldoze Wrigley Field
3. Erect Wiffle Ball Hall of Fame

4. Induct everyone but Elmhurst Racist

No, no, no...The Brand would be my first inductee. Then promptly (like the next day), his enshrinement would be revoked and he would permanently be banned from the premesis due to beastiality, NCAA style.

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jackref

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:26 am

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Ok that plan works better

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:27 am

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I would buy the NCAA and change it to the NCCA so bigfan's damn forum was spelled right.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:29 am

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Exactly, it then results in a number of things from there.

1. Public humiliation
2. Softball and bowling exploits no longer get him free drinks in bars down in Elmhurst
3. Shamed out of Gestapo like DuPage county
4. Forced to move to a horse farm in Arkansas to live out his days with the mountain folk in the Ozarks (like my ex wife's relatives and RFDC)

And most importantly, Mac no longer takes his phone calls.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:30 am

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I'd buy this company and then repaint US Cellular Field; http://www.paintersteveswebsite.com/Home.php

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spmack

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:03 am

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It's up to $640 mil now.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:24 am

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spmack wrote:

It's up to $640 mil now.

Holy crap. It'll be $700+ by tonight......

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:25 am

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Yeah...I don't buy lottery tickets either but $5 is worth the chance at a quarter billion after taxes.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:26 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Yeah...I don't buy lottery tickets either but $5 is worth the chance at a quarter billion after taxes.

That's a lot of 100-cal packs.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:27 am

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It sure it. I could probably even afford to have a fitted hat made for you.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:30 am

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How did bigfan let this one slip thru the cracks?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:31 am

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:31 am

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:33 am

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<me trying to pull a black sweater over my head

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:36 am

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spanky wrote:

:afro: <me trying to pull a black sweater over my head

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:36 am

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spanky wrote:

me trying to pull a brown sweater over my head

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:38 am

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spanky wrote:

:afro: <me trying to pull a black sweater over my head

You're a good sport

and an asshole

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:52 am

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spmack wrote:

It's up to $640 mil now.

When I win, I'm looking out for you. For real.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:53 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

It's up to $640 mil now.

When I win, I'm looking out for you. For real.

If I said that would I be called a racist?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:54 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

It's up to $640 mil now.

When I win, I'm looking out for you. For real.

If I said that would I be called a racist?

I meant I'll give him some money.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:54 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

It's up to $640 mil now.

When I win, I'm looking out for you. For real.

Thanks man.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:56 am

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I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:57 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Don't do it, man. This is exactly how Tyson blew through his fortune.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:01 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I meant I'll give him some money.

I'd hire spmack, or I'd at least hire Pokey Chatman for him.

I win the "played the oldest meme of the day" award.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:01 pm

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Don't do it, man. This is exactly how Tyson blew through his fortune.

The chicken guy blew his fortune at Red Lobster?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:01 pm

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Don't do it, man. This is exactly how Tyson blew through his fortune.

MC Hammer, too.

Maybe no biscuits?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:02 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Don't do it, man. This is exactly how Tyson blew through his fortune.

The chicken guy blew his fortune at Red Lobster?

It's pigeons, Frank. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!?!?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:02 pm

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'm considering buying one of them there online tickets.

If I win, endless shrimp and chedder biscuits at Red Lobster for the Crew and it's affiliates...

Don't do it, man. This is exactly how Tyson blew through his fortune.

So what?

He can then just collect food stamps and never work another day in his life.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:03 pm

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We screwed that whole thing up. We should have said "That's what LaTrell Sprewell couldn't afford to feed his family".

We suck.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: So how will you spend your $540 million?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:03 pm

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I'd buy all of the land on Chris in Joliet's daily route so that he doesn't have to see all those people steal and use food stamps.

Edit, dammit DB! You beat me to it.

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