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I'm going to waste $10. I never play but with a jackpot that high I figure I can waste a little money.

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I spent $14, but I might go back and get 6 more for an even 20.

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The lady friend and I each dropped $2 and we'll split it if either wins. :lol: :lol: :lol: WIN :lol: :lol: :lol:

We actually sat down and agreed to keep our yappers shut if we win. We'd probably have to move immediately as some of the family are...from the wrong side of the tracks so to speak. We actually discussed it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If you guys are looking to throw money away feel free to send it to me.

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From a statistical standpoint, you are twice more likely to score two holes-in-one in the same round than win this lottery.

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$10. I bought $5 on my own and tossed $5 in the pool at school. So I've got 10 bucks in but something like 40 tickets?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
From a statistical standpoint, you are twice more likely to score two holes-in-one in the same round than win this lottery.

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Quantify the course please. I am dangerous at putt putt.
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
From a statistical standpoint, you are twice more likely to score two holes-in-one in the same round than win this lottery.
Also from a statistical standpoint, you cannot play a round of golf for $1...or even $5 or $10*. With this Mega Millions, you pay as little as $1 and at least have a chance at winning, however small that may be.

And you could win smaller prizes by matching fewer numbers.


*without having won a contest, or being a member of a country club, etc.

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I'm going to try to win next week when it's down to $20 million and less people are playing. My odds will be better and I think I can scrape by on the smaller amount.

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dropped 5 bucks. What the hell, it will make tonight a little interesting.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
From a statistical standpoint, you are twice more likely to score two holes-in-one in the same round than win this lottery.
Also from a statistical standpoint, you cannot play a round of golf for $1...or even $5 or $10*. With this Mega Millions, you pay as little as $1 and at least have a chance at winning, however small that may be.


I'll get over it.
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Good. When I win and buy a golf course, maybe I'll let you caddie.

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Good. When I win and buy a golf course, maybe I'll let you caddie.


I will throw so many dead birds on your course you wont know what to do with yourself.

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Bought one ticket.

Gonna go drop $20 on some flowers...

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Good. When I win and buy a golf course, maybe I'll let you caddie.


I will throw so many dead birds on your course you wont know what to do with yourself.
Putt around them.

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Hank Scorpio
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Good. When I win and buy a golf course, maybe I'll let you caddie.


I will throw so many dead birds on your course you wont know what to do with yourself.
Putt around them.


The correct answer was bitch about it for nearly a year. We would have also accepted eat them.

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Given the exceptionally large pot, the expected value of the $1 ticket actually would be greater than a $1. However, given the number of tickets sold, the higher likelihood that there will be multiple winners pushes that value back down to around $0.90, which is still exceptionally high for a drawing of this kind.

So, all in all, it's not a bad bet.

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Plan accordingly people...

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$3. The same amount I always play and never win.

Wait...I'm gonna go play another $2. My $3 alone must have bad ju-ju. :joker:

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I'm really hoping this rolls over. I want to see it reach $1 billion.

People will go insane. It really could reach a level where a billionaire would consider buying every ticket.

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Plan accordingly people...

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Yeah I tried to set it up online but they ask for a SSN and they couldn't verify me, and I tried to call the number and couldn't get thru....

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