I'VE SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS AND 26 MINUTES SITTING AT GORILLA OF THIS FORT LAUDERDALE WHOREHOUSE. REFLECTING. DON'T KNOW HOW I ENDED UP HERE. SHE'S DEFINITELY DEAD, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, SHOULD THESE WING TIPS HAVE BEEN HER LAST VISION, AND SHOULD THE USO'S RETAIN? EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT SHOULD THE GIVEAWAY BE AT MY POST-WRESTLEMANIA NINE PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

THERE'S AN ODD LOOKING ELDERLY BLONDE MAN BACK HERE. SOMEONE TOLD ME HIS NAME IS GREG VALENTINE. GUESS WHO HAS A MEETING WITH SECURITY?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

PURCHASED THE NWA TELEVISION TITLE BELT FOR $17,500 US. LEATHER IS REMOVED, MELTING IT TO MAKE BULLETS. NEW WWE HOF INDUCTEE ARN ANDERSON STARING, GRIMACING. LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO CRY. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. #WRESTLEMANIA #IWINAGAINTED

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

AT GORILLA, STROKING MY NEWLY CREATED BULLETS MADE FROM NWA TELEVISION TITLE, WATCHING WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT'S DVD "MCMAHON." #WRESTLEMANIA

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

AT GORILLA WITH KIDMAN AND THE GHOST OF SPECIAL DELIVERY JONES. HAVING KIDMAN CALL THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND AND ASK IF THEIR FRIDGE IS RUNNING. #HAHA #IAMGOD

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

IN PRIVATE ARENA OFFICE, NEGOTIATING WITH FORMER WWE SUPERSTAR BROCK LESNAR. ASKING WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING THE LAST TEN YEARS, SEEING IF HE WANTS TO SHARE STORIES ABOUT ANAL WITH FORMER WWE DIVA RENA MERO. FOR SOME REASON, NEGOTIATIONS ARE NOT GOING WELL. #WRESTLEMANIA

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

ASKING DICK EBERSOL IF I CAN BORROW HIS FOREHEAD TO WRITE DOWN SCRIPT CHANGES FOR CENA/DWAYNE MATCH.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

YES, I SEE YOU REY MYSTERIO. STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME WITH YOUR DUMB FAKE EYES. I'M STILL NOT SAYING HELLO. FUCK YOU. #WRESTLEMANIA #LCW

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

STROKING MY EGO, READY TO SHOW DADE COUNTY HOW I DO IT. #WRESTLEMANIA

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

AT GORILLA, TALKING TO FORMER WWE DIVA TORRIE WILSON AND HER BOYFRIEND WHO IS IN BASEBALL. TRYING TO SHARE STORIES WITH THIS LATIN GENTLEMAN ABOUT SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH FORMER WWE DIVA TORRIE WILSON. HE'S RESPONDING POORLY, AND HAS A WEAK HANDSHAKE. FUCK HIM. #WRESTLEMANIA

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

YOU ARE WELCOME. FUCK YOU. TOGA TIME. #WRESTLEMANIA

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

NOT SURE WHERE TONIGHT WILL TAKE VINCE. MEXICO? AFRICA? JOLIET?WWE SUPERSTARS SUPERSTAR TYLER REKS IS LOOKING AT ME, EITHER TRYING TO DISCUSS HIS CAREER, OR SHARE THIS SLIGHTLY BEIGE BLOW. NEITHER IS HAPPENING. FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU. NEWSFLASH, I HATE ANYONE WITH A FIRST, OR LAST NAME OF KIRK.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

MAKING SON-IN-LAW PAUL TAKE OVER THIS HALF A PARTY. IN LIMO WITH MIKE MCGUIRK, KEEPING IT TOGETHER, ASKING IF SHE'D CONSIDER A BOOM BOOM WITH ANOTHER CHICK. CALLING SUPPLE, FERTILE DAUGHTER TO SEE IF SHE WAS HAPPY WITH WRESTLEMANIA ON A CREATIVE END, AND TALK ABOUT A FEW OTHER ITEMS. WINK. HA HA. #WRESTLEMANIA

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

CRANK CALLED BRUNO. WOKE HIM UP AND ASKED IF HIS FRIDGE IS RUNNING. I THINK THAT WILL BE BROCK'S NEW GIMMICK. THIS IS SOME AWESOME BLOW. #WRESTLEMANIA #LEATHER

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

PAUL ROMA. LOL.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS. I WILL TREAT IT AS THOUGH IT MURDERED ITS WIFE AND CHILD. MOCKING THE LACK OF PAGEANTRY IN THIS SLAP AND TICKLE CAGE FIGHT.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

CONTEMPLATING MY OPTIONS. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'M A FUCK YOU GUY IN A ZIGGLER WORLD.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

PULSATING. UPSET ABOUT THIS "TERRY'S PEEPS."

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

COULD THIS BE THE END? STROKING BIG EARL, NEW MAID CONSEULA IDENTIFYING HEART PALPITATIONS. SHE SAYS NO, I SAY YES. TELLING HER SHE COULD BE A "KEEPER" IF SHE PLAYS IT RIGHT. STEROID INDUCED HEART ATTACK WOOD. HA HA.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

LISTEN PAL, I DON'T THINK YOU GET IT. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

PRE-SALE WENT DOWN FOR VISITS TO BIG EARL. OH, AND THE HALL OF FAME. BRUNO GOT A HALF PRICE GROUPON GIMMICK TICKET TO BIG EARL. PRE 4 PM DEAL. ENJOY HAIRY CHESTED MARK. BY THE WAY, I'M BUILDING A BETTER, BIGGER, FASTER, STRONGER POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME THIS YEAR. HA HA. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

LOOK PAL, THIS THREAD ISN'T GOING TO BUMP ITSELF. 4-8-13.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

At least he gave a little summary.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'VE GOT A SUMMARY FOR YOU. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

CHRISTIAN DOESN'T WANT TO COME TO THE POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME HUH? HMPFF. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WILL BE INDUCTING KURT ANGLE INTO THE NOT COMPETITION HALL OF FAME NEXT YEAR.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

ON IGNORE LIST. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.