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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:20 pm 
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Francisco Franco?


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That was awesome. I guess Dr. Ken no longer gets props for good lines? His greatness is to be expected and therefore not worthy of praise?


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Francisco Franco?


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That was awesome. I guess Dr. Ken no longer gets props for good lines? His greatness is to be expected and therefore not worthy of praise?


That's what I keep telling myself.

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I'll never forget the time I was about 18 or 19, and I tried to talk to a chick and she just wasn't interested. She could have lied and told me that she had a BF, but she just flat out told me that there was no chance. That one took a little time to recover from.

Sounds like you're "Kid"ing yourself with this post... :twisted: :P

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I'll never forget the time I was about 18 or 19, and I tried to talk to a chick and she just wasn't interested. She could have lied and told me that she had a BF, but she just flat out told me that there was no chance. That one took a little time to recover from.

Sounds like you're "Kid"ing yourself with this post... :twisted: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why is that funny sir?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm 
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I wasn't expecting Darkside to say that, Kid.

I remember one time I was so nervous trying to talk to a chick, that I got temporary tourette's syndrome. Eyes blinking and everything.

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Wow. I tuned in trying to miss most of this show and right when I get in Larry is asking Kerry Sayers to give us a list of top chicks she's into. She was certainly uncomfortable. And Lar is just giggling about it like a high school freshman.
So I ask... what the fuck was that all about? Doesn't this pimp know how to treat ladies or what's his fuckin deal?
Also, isn't she like a mom and pregger? I mean, cmon dude.

Speigs is bad enough with this shit, but gawd. The two of them together send a chill up my spine. Horrible, horrible radio. The 'Sayers as a sex object' meme on the show needs to retroactively stop 3 years ago.

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So if Terry is Teary,
And Kerry is Kairy,
Is Larry Leery?

You've discovered the opposition to that name via logic. Well done, sir.

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This is a funny thread....Guys nervous and insecure around chicks talking on a web board. Not too stereo typici..sterotypic...too predictable.

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new sig. the double entendre here is top shelf shit! niiiiiiicceeee

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Anyone have that one friend who just does not deliver the line well. Things he says just come out wrong or put people off?

Lines never worked for me. I learned that at an early age. I just learned how to come correct and be sincere. That usually got me good results.


Just to be clear was not only talking in the female arena, just that guy who tries to crack a joke, or a quick funny line and it just never works, there could be 4 others who make 4 funny jokes about something, then the 5th guy makes his joke and it just desn't work.
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That is Jerry Stiller, not Frank Costanza. If you're gonna go that route and imply rather than call me out directly, at least get the picture correct.

And honestly, I could not care less if you (or anybody else here) find me funny or not.

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just that guy who tries to crack a joke, or a quick funny line and it just never works, there could be 4 others who make 4 funny jokes about something, then the 5th guy makes his joke and it just desn't work.

Yup. That's Laurence.

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These "lines" always worked for me!

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Seriously SomeGuy, I would like to party with you one time in my life. I'd probably regret it, but whatever.

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BigFan apparently pulls good wool. I'd have to see it to believe it though.

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larry has always been a creep and a hard listen..what took you people so long to realize this about this clown? he also can not pronounce derek correctly... it is derek not deerhick.

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larry has always been a creep and a hard listen..what took you people so long to realize this about this clown?

See, I don't believe that's always been the case though - at least in my opinion. But he's certainly been bad in recent years though.

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larry has always been a creep and a hard listen..what took you people so long to realize this about this clown?

See, I don't believe that's always been the case though - at least in my opinion. But he's certainly been bad in recent years though.

The more shifts he gets the bigger his big ass head gets. Part of the problem is Larry thinking that Larry is a thing that Larry really isn't. Ever asked someone off the board if they know who Lawhowms is?

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BigFan apparently pulls good wool. I'd have to see it to believe it though.
I'm sure he does. He's single, lives in Wrigleyville, talks somewhat often about the women he is/was with. All of that just screams that he is getting some quite often......

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Yikes...


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larry has always been a creep and a hard listen..what took you people so long to realize this about this clown?

See, I don't believe that's always been the case though - at least in my opinion. But he's certainly been bad in recent years though.




as far as i remember larry has been the same way...i do not listen and never have really ..but i listen to the score and he is hard to avoid sometimes ...small sample sizes over 4 or 5 years this guy has never changed...thinks he was a great athlete ..pimp..tough guy...funny... cool... and he is wrong on all accounts ...funny thing is larry thinks zack z is all those also.

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BigFan apparently pulls good wool. I'd have to see it to believe it though.
I'm sure he does. He's single, lives in Wrigleyville, talks somewhat often about the women he is/was with. All of that just screams that he is getting some quite often......


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I'm listening to Pandora this morning... did Larry mess himself yet today?

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I don't know. Maybe. Probably. I do have to piss occasionally so I miss things.

All I do I do know is that the cringe factor is off the charts with this guy. And name dropping Ozzie yesterday(?) saying that you "patched things up", is beyond ridiculous. Im going to go out on a ledge and say Ozzie Guillen doesn't give a flying fuck about Laurence Holmes.

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as far as i remember larry has been the same way...i do not listen and never have really ..but i listen to the score and he is hard to avoid sometimes ...small sample sizes over 4 or 5 years this guy has never changed...thinks he was a great athlete ..pimp..tough guy...funny... cool... and he is wrong on all accounts ...funny thing is larry thinks zack z is all those also.



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ahhhh "Sox" is not a singular noun. It's old-time headline shorthand for "Socks." Singular is thus "White Sock."

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He has always been a brutal listen but the creepiness thing I believe is a newer wrinkle.

You would think in a nation of nearly 312 million people it would not be too difficult to upgrade him.

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