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 Post subject: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:43 am 
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Opening weekend for the 2012 Central Division Champion White Sox!

Today: Danks vs. Lewis
Tomorrow: Peavy vs. Holland
Sunday: Floyd vs. Harrison

Sox win 2 of 3.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:19 am 
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Sox win a close one today, win a high scoring affair on Sat, lose on Sun.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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Win or lose Coop is still going to get wrecked after the game.

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Well, there is a joke I haven't read from you on this board since....yesterday.

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Lineup is in, SHARK style:

Alejandro "I'm not Juan Pierre" De Aza LF
Brent "Why am I hitting #2 Ozzie?" Morel 3B
Swamp Donkey DH
Paul "Not Guaranteeing 90 Wins" Konerko 1B
AJ "Tyler Flowers should be playing" Pierzynski C
Alex "April All Star" Rios CF
Alexi "I'm Not Etheopian" Ramirez SS
Dayan "I Should Be hitting higher" Viciedo RF
Gordon "I should be in Triple 'A'" Beckham 2B

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:11 am 
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at least gordo is hitting where he belongs now.. :lol: @ the dumb asses who thought this guy was a 2 hitter

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at least gordo is hitting where he belongs now..
The fuck? He hit 8th and 9th pretty much all of last season.

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at least gordo is hitting where he belongs now..
The fuck? He hit 8th and 9th pretty much all of last season.

C'mon Frank, 312whistler was too busy worrying about Bully Hendry and whatnot to think about where "Gordo" was hitting...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:25 am 
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few things wrong here....first i NEVER worried about hendry..i KNEW his ass was fired unlike bruce levine and matt abattacola and the rest of the ball lickers who covered the team.....second i said pre season last year that beckham can not hit in the 2 hole because he would be the worst 2 hitter in mlb..then all you sox fans told me what an idiot i was for saying that. guillen eventually learned what i already knew and moved this scrub to the bottom of the order.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:32 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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You know you will be watching and/or listening, bigfan. Don't hide your White Sox fandumb any longer.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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I hope the Sox give me a reason to get invested this season. Im not optimistic about them winning more than a game against Texas.

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What are the chances that Josh Hamilton misses the game because he's busy doing blow off of a hooker's ass?

Farvio...you're down there...get on that!

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What are the chances that Josh Hamilton misses the game because he's busy doing blow off of a hooker's ass?

Farvio...you're down there...get on that!

On it.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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Maybe Hamilton will miss the game because he'll kill another fan by tossing a ball into the stands.

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Someone tell Hamilton that it's Good Friday and Jeezus wants him to take the weekend off.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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Christ on a stick!

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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Today, that's applicable.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:27 am 
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I also use "Christ on a Pony!"

Thats fun. I'm sure Jesus doesn't mind too much. He's probably like :roll: Darko :eye:

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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Christ on a Pony would have worked for Palm Sunday.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:35 am 
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I thought Jeezus and his followers walked around the desert? Or am I thinking of Charlton Heston and his commandments?

Wait, wasn't Brian of Nazareth at the back of the pack of followers?

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Love hurts.

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I see what you did there

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:37 am 
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Opening Day Lineup:

De Aza cf

Morel 3b

Dunn dh

Konerko 1b

Pierzynski c

Rios rf

Ramirez ss

Viciedo lf

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You're slipping. 5th post of this thread had the lineup.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
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It's almost game time. I bet you can smell the meth cooking all over town right now.

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You're slipping. 5th post of this thread had the lineup.


Sorry, skimmed right through it. My fault


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Predictions...

Friday: Rangers win 7-4.
Saturday: Sox win 10-8 in a game they led 10-2 in at one point.
Sunday: Rangers win 12-3.

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 Post subject: Re: Sox @ Rangers
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:56 am 
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Dunn batting cleanup is... scary. I dunno about that... why not let him break in a little this season a little further down?

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