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cubbiegirlshamus

Post subject: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:13 am

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1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

I've been just really busy with work and such. Missed you all.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:18 am

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I'm not sure I ever heard any of these rumors.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:26 am

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I'm not sure anybody really cared honestly.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:50 am

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#2 would have been your best option

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:54 am

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

The rare analectomy is fatal...at least that's what my people tell me.

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

But you've not denied that you ran off and joined as the "bearded lady"?

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

I don't know that anyone can be that happy about a 1-2 start

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

Obviously, this would have been in the news.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:57 am

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What about all the other rumors?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:59 am

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Interesting coincidence here.

Mac vanishes for awhile and returns to the board yesterday. CGS vanishes for awhile from the board, and also returns at the same time. Hmmm.

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HOVA

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:04 am

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Rumor has it, the Blue Print classic, couldn't even be stopped by Bin Laden..

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:12 am

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Gerald Ford dead today and I'm gay. Now, c'mon!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:25 am

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

Goofy lady? Nope, you'd be better suited as the bearded "lady".

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:28 am

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Thank you for clearing that up. Now, I can get on with my life.

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:31 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Interesting coincidence here.

Mac vanishes for awhile and returns to the board yesterday. CGS vanishes for awhile from the board, and also returns at the same time. Hmmm.

I believe they are two different people.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:38 am

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He does too.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:42 am

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

I don't believe circuses have goofy ladies on their payroll. Maybe a bearded lady.

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RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:53 am

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NSJ wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Interesting coincidence here.

Mac vanishes for awhile and returns to the board yesterday. CGS vanishes for awhile from the board, and also returns at the same time. Hmmm.

I believe they are two different people.

NSJ, you're something else, man...something else.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:55 am

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yikes...

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:56 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I'm not sure I ever heard any of these rumors.

Hmmm ? Danmeneal and CGS gone for the same time?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:57 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

yikes...

You're supposed to send me a text before you take a day off from posting. That's what message board BFFs do. Asshole.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:58 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

yikes...

You're supposed to send me a text before you take a day off from posting. That's what message board BFFs do. Asshole.

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:11 am

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spmack wrote:

NSJ, you're something else, man...something else.

I wouldn't disagree. The problem is that my kids think I'm funny and one of them is adopting my sense of humor.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:31 am

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You'd have to glue mine to my forehead

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:58 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

yikes...

You're supposed to send me a text before you take a day off from posting. That's what message board BFFs do. Asshole.

#124

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:01 pm

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Troll wrote:

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

I think I'm fallin for you.

and there's NOTHING Ajent can do about it!!!

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:29 pm

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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:

Steph,

Why don't you call the Score anymore?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Need to dispel some rumors

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:34 pm

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What exactly is a "goofy lady" at the circus. I know they have the fat lady, and the bearded lady (by cracky).

How about those openings?

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