Hell no. Just spent $8,000 in medical bills after being shot out of a cannon at a basketball game. The free ZenBook was too tempting to pass up.

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Seriously.

You know, I've been thinking about it, and these commercials are a real indictment on sports radio listeners. I mean, they wouldn't make them the way they are if they didn't work, so from that we can deduce that listeners are almost infinitely stupid (see: endless parade of ads for obvious scam products), as well as tax deadbeats.

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It really paints us in a flattering light, doesn't doesn't it?

Have you guys every heard the one (I think it's for a utility company) where an adult male is taunting a little kid with the opportunity to go to a fair/carnival, the kids gets all excited, and then the guy says "Sorry, Billy, if your parents had done [insert utility-related activity here] you'd be able to go."

I've only heard it in the wee hours of the morning on AM1000. It's pretty weird.

I actually liked the State Farm song ads. But whether you liked them or hated them, I'm betting you'd prefer State Farm ditched their current crop of insanely irritating shit for them. Man, I fucking hate call-center ads with a passion. How anyone thinks that's a good setup for an ad, I'll never know.

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I dig the "Jake from State Farm" ads that run on TV. The one where the lady thinks she catches her husband talking to a chick at 3am. Not sure why, but I laugh every time...

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Have y'all seen the American Family Insurance commercial with the light-skinded (possibly mixed) young lady who sings the jingle? She is mother-effing gorgeous. I can't find her on the internetz though.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

What happens in the commercial?

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Nothing special. She pitches the product, a bunch of other people talk, and then she sings the jingle at the end.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

http://youtu.be/tTq8Wh1TaeI

I'm guessing asian & black maybe......not bad at all.

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Yes. So, so fine...

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Speaking of light-skinned, possibly mixed women, there is one who was in the commercial where the guy was driving around trying to get his girlfriend to see a plane flying by with a "Will You Marry Me?" banner who is in a new commercial I've seen a few times. She's very cute.

Baby anti-monkey butt? I can't believe that is real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lu4E246AI

Ok, this shit is drivin' me nuts (yar). In that "Farm and Fleet" commercial, it has this jingle that says "It's our pride... in the red-white-and bluuuuuueeeee... it's a like a _____-_____, that always comes shining through." What the fuck is he singing in the blanked out part? They've played that commercial no less than 20 million times in the last several years, and I have never been able to determine what the hell it says there.

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I'll never forget the day my son, Jeremy, told me he hated me.


Gotta side with Jeremy on that one.

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Commitment

I LOL at that one sometimes.

It hits you out of nowhere

He slammed the door in her fay-ce, which makes me feel a bit better about having to hear that commercial constantly.

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She needs to read the phone number a few more times. Six times is definitely not enough.

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I don't really know who Pitbull is but I have heard this beer commercial with him about 20
times today listening on the stream. I want to twist his head off of his body and punt it
down the street.

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He used to post here...

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You might hear the Pitbull/Bud Light commercial you're referring tonight on the ESPN Radio/Bulls Radio Network during Heat/Bulls and during Game 1 of Blackhawks/Coyotes this eve on 720 WGN Radio. As for who he is, I think he's a rapper...

Yeah I was pretty sure he was some kind of rapper and probably some of his music in the background.
Pretty sure he has a commercial on tv where he makes hot chicks appear in a dance club.

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That's the one...

This one is merely a little annoying:

Emails read, emails sent. Wow, right from my phone!

This one is proving to be inescapable, not matter what station you're listening to:

Hello, this is Scott.

Feed your lawn!! Feed it!!

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...and yes, that stupid Pitbull ad is pretty unbearable. "This is your party at 10%," etc. Fuck off, Mr. Bull.

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The anti-smoking ad with "Terri" getting ready for work.

You never smoked. You're an android that was wounded by our human freedom fighters!

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No shit. nothing like overkill. Making me want to buy Pennington.

Last weekend I bought Pennington just because their ads are so calm and relaxed and Scott's have a Scotsman yelling at me.

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You are not one of the top selling Ford dealers in ELLinois....it's ILLinois.

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