VORH

Bernstein: 8.6
Spiegel: 4.3
Mac: 1.7
Laurence: 0.9
Boers: 0.1
Hanley: -1.1
Mully: -2.5

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Hell no. No. No man. Why would Larho have a positve VORH? Should he the leader in BORH.



yeah, no?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Sorry Darside.

I like Laurence. Especially at night.


Wait....

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Yeah, I can't do it man. I just can't. His stories and the comics and the bullshit about these pals like Lance Briggs did you know Lance Briggs was his friend and he's friends with his pal Lance Briggs and sometimes he sits down and chats with Lance Briggs about things that Lance Briggs likes too like comic books and penis and chicks they'd totally do man totally like they're a 11 on a 10 scale of hitness that Lawrho and Lance Briggs have it's kinda an inside joke between him and Lance Briggs. Oh and he's straight too. Larry that is. Everyone knows Lance Briggs is. Lance Briggs.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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That's pretty good. I still think LoHo by himself is a lot better than with others. That's a tough gig.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Repairman for the disposal? I can understand a fear of plumbing and not wanting the wife to second guess your work. But a repairman for the microwave? Your balls must be securely kept in your wife's purse. Broken microwave is the perfect excuse to go out and buy another, unless there's an aversion to accidentally walking through the hardware section of Sears or seeing new big screens at Best Buy.

Man card revoked.

I know what you mean. It's not everyone's cup-o-tea.

At night I don't mind the nincompoopery.

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Shake that gives me something to laugh at. I would rather listen to him then CJH. THen again that not exactly setting the bar high.

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Yeah, about that. See, I call bullshit on that too. Ain't no 37 year old male trying to be a bachelor by choice. There's something to that shit.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Is Larry that old?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Born in '75. He's my brother's age.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I have a tendency to think of the guys like drinky and Sir Larry and Joe O. as "kids". I guess they're all pushing forty. Hell, even Jason from Evanston is over thirty these days, huh?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Really?

You just GAYED a good amount of board members

Repair man for the disposal seems perfectly normal.

Microwave breaks- Buy new one. But thats not manly. Its just common sense.



If you dont know how to change a tire, you shouldnt drive.

Bonus man points if, when installing the new disposal, you remember to pop out the plug before connecting the dishwasher discharge hose. Not that I've ever done that (it's the kind of thing you forget to do one time only)...

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I don't think that's true.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Lol. My first disposal swap out I forgot to pound out the plug.
Its three connections fellas. The whip, the drain line, and the collar to the bottom of the sink. If it can be done with only a screwdriver, you shouldn't need a repairman.

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How old is SPmack?

Its not by choice because obviously Laurence is not a lady's man but I dont think that means he's guy

Surprised to hear such non sense from you

Kamps is younger than 37 and he has a lady anyway.

And don't go all "high-horse" on me either dude. I ain't the one.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Whatever. Saying someone being single at 37 indicates they might be gay is dumb and you know it.

Mike Quade and Tom Thibadeau are single,never been married.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

How old is the microwave? We bought a microwave a few months ago, it broke after 2 weeks. We gave it back, they looked at it and gave us a new one. I'm still not thrilled with it. Should we buy a new one?

Some people cannot do stuff like that. If the home is older it's probably a better deal to have a professional come do it anyway. I'm going to guess Bernstein is short on time. So if he has the money there is no reason he shouldn't pay somebody else to do it. It's no reflection on his masculinity.

Steve excluded, you'd never hire a painter, would you?

I said "by choice." Read what I wrote. Obviously there are divorced guys on here and other stuff as well. I understand all that.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Its not by choice though.

Some people just dont find the one til much later

"losing" the one is a lot harder than finding them.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What the everloving hell are you talking about? You're all over the place. Why would an out if box warranty failure be anything remotely like calling in a repair man? That's just plain silly. If its under warranty and new of course you take it back.
And no offense intended but you're not exactly equipped to be in this conversation. Leave it to the guys.
Yeah I can see bern stine not having time what with those grueling 20 hour work weeks. How would he possibly find those elusive 5 minutes to swap out a disposal? Just impossible.
Let's not forget this is the same man that has no clue which engine his car has. You gonna say he's too busy to know which engine he has? Most cars say right on the fucking body of the car.
Its not one thing Spaulding, its his whole philospophy.

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I used to do a lot more "things" around the house. I painted, I replaced the lawn at two different houses, etc. I had it explained to me that I would have been better off spending that time working my job. I'll still do some things but that is now usually under the consideration of the equation that the time spent on the task multiplied by the amount at which my professional services are valued on the open market must be less than the amount charged by an outside contractor.

The caveat is that I will accept any excuse to go to Abt.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I pulled his man card when he couldn't grasp the concept of setting your cash on the bar.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Now, go ahead and finish the eggs I made for you, honey.

Changing a disposal is really, really easy*. And I'm not an overly "handy" guy. I paint (everyone should be able to do this assuming they have the time), I'm pretty good at landscaping stuff. That's about it. Disposals are about a 10-15 minute project. There really isn;t much of an advantage to changing your own oil anymore. It's still costs a hell of a lot and getting rid of the old oil is a pain.



*= If you are replacing an existing disposal. It's a little more complicated if there wasn't one before.

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This was a higher authority.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.