My kids hate having me around the house too.

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I would have just paid someone to go buy me a new microwave.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What about his constant, unsolicited just-a-little-too-excited comments about women? Oh, BABY!!!

The douchebag doth protest too much.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

That is certainly stronger evidence than just being 37 and single.


I would bet he's overcompensating for lack of getting laid, not being gay

Feeling a bit Kenilworthian this morning Rick?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I don't have the riches that come from being a radio host like Bernstein and Goff have. If I did, I'd pay people to do pretty much everything for me.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That makes a lot more sense. But I'd rather be sensationalistic about it!

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I can respect that.

If you're 37, and single, and you're gay, you're gay.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Agreed.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

If you are 37 and single you are either smart, lucky or both.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If you had riches from being a radio host you would not have to pay. You could just send an unpaid intern.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Back to this tire changing thing for a minute. Driving a car places some risk on you and those you are with (wife, kids, girlfriend/boyfriend). Being able to not strand you and your loved ones was a big deal back in the day. That was the man card. Fix it in 20 minutes or less and roll on. AAA is for the wife when she is alone. Unless you have a driver who can do the work, changing a tire is not the same as fixing something around the house. It can be a necessity.

I agree with good dolphin's point on yard work, painting and the like. There is a financial aspect that some of us have to take into consideration. I would throw in the caveat that some should still do these things because they LIKE too, but that is a separate issue.

Agreed, though I would shorten that to 10 minutes.

Yeah, I've changed countless tires over the years. Thankfully, I now have a AAA card. It's nice, especially in the winter. I can still change a tire, but obviously, I'd prefer to let someone else do it. Did I have to hand in my man card to get the AAA card?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Nope. You are old now, but in a pinch could do it correctly.

I guess I'm SOL because I get told all the time I know nothing about feminity also.

I'm not all over the place. I addressed the two reasons why you are revoking Bernstein's man card. When we called about our microwave they said they could send somebody out to look at it or we could bring it in. We chose to bring it in. They determined it was best to give us a new one.

You (obviously) are mechanical. Some are not. It would take him longer than 5 minutes I'm guessing. It doesn't make him less of a man. I could see it taking a half hour or more to do it and the chance it would take more is probable.

No offense you are not really equipped to be in this conversation either. You sound like you are talking more about machismo than being a man. If you have extra gold stars on your card for dressing in camo and hunting then you are a macho man not the same as a plain card carrying man. Please tell us what else real men do or don't do, help enlighten me.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Knowing how to change a tire? Absolutely. That is bottom floor of not just "being a man" it is also apart of being a human. It isn't hard, it isn't complicated and it could save you a ton of hassle if anything ever happened.

It is something everyone should know how to do.

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JORR (a few things excluded) you seem like a manly man. What's the manliest thing about yourself or men, generally speaking?

My guess is that Bernstein's microwave is an upscale built-in that matches the rest of his kitchen appliances. Perhaps its value makes it worth fixing. Or maybe the model that matches his other appliances is no longer available.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

A penis and a set of balls is a good place to start.

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That could be.


I dont think the man card is affected one way or another

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You know me like that.

A lot of people probably thought J. Edgar Hoover was a pretty manly man

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Don't know about that. A pretty small girl beat one with a golf club.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014