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Hank Scorpio
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No that was definitely rape


Add it to the other 80's movies crimes

Cobra Kai attempted murder
Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf


Add Doc Brown working for terrorists


But she never said no, and she enjoyed it. Am I missing something here? Having sex while wearing a mask is considered rape?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
No that was definitely rape


Add it to the other 80's movies crimes

Cobra Kai attempted murder
Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf


Add Doc Brown working for terrorists


But she never said no, and she enjoyed it. Am I missing something here? Having sex while wearing a mask is considered rape?

Pretending to be some girl's bf?

Rape

What if your buddies gf was in a bedroom waiting and he passed out and you pinch hit?

Thats a pinch hit rape, my friend.


Im forgetting one of the 80's movie crimes. Ivan?
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
No that was definitely rape


Add it to the other 80's movies crimes

Cobra Kai attempted murder
Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf


Add Doc Brown working for terrorists


But she never said no, and she enjoyed it. Am I missing something here? Having sex while wearing a mask is considered rape?

Pretending to be some girl's bf?

Rape

What if your buddies gf was in a bedroom waiting and he passed out and you pinch hit?

Thats a pinch hit rape, my friend.


Im forgetting one of the 80's movie crimes. Ivan?


Hmmm...gotta say you'd be wrong on that...especially because he took the mask off and she continued

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I'm pretty sure John Matrix's body count in Commando may have been semi-unlawful. Dude was chopping off arms and shit, yo.

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I'm pretty sure John Matrix's body count in Commando may have been semi-unlawful. Dude was chopping off arms and shit, yo.


Rae Dawn Chong and Alyssa Milano. Yes please. But not when she was a little kid. I aint Jefferson or anything.

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Im forgetting one of the 80's movie crimes. Ivan?


Hmmm...gotta say you'd be wrong on that...especially because he took the mask off and she continued[/quote]
If she went to a lawyer the next day would he take her case?
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How about every cop movie where they brutalize suspects until their lawyer shows up?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure John Matrix's body count in Commando may have been semi-unlawful. Dude was chopping off arms and shit, yo.

Yeah, thats good


There's another teen one though. Ivan knows...


EDIT: DUH! The already mentioned Back to the Future. Not for Doc Brown's terrorits connections, but for Biff the attempted rapist.

No questioning that one. Biff was raping her.
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rogers park bryan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure John Matrix's body count in Commando may have been semi-unlawful. Dude was chopping off arms and shit, yo.

Yeah, thats good


There's another teen one though. Ivan knows...


EDIT: DUH! The already mentioned Back to the Future. Not for Doc Brown's terrorits connections, but for Biff the attempted rapist.

No questioning that one. Biff was raping her.


Biff was going to rape. I dont think he had sealed the deal yet.

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Attempted Rape


And then years later they employed him as their car washer
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Im forgetting one of the 80's movie crimes. Ivan?


Hmmm...gotta say you'd be wrong on that...especially because he took the mask off and she continued

If she went to a lawyer the next day would he take her case?[/quote]

No. The guy never represented himself to be anyone but who he is. It really doesn't matter though as I'm not a nerd. I'd say I'm more of a square than a nerd.

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What about Biff in Back to the Future?


Does Attempted rape count?
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Definitely assault. I don't know if there is an attempted rape law.

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Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf

The Dad from Teen Wolf is a celebrity guest this weekend at the Chicago Comic-Con. I'll be sure to get a pic with him on Sunday when I'm there.

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How about every cop movie where they brutalize suspects until their lawyer shows up?

and the lawyer is the one who's the asshole in that situation. Gotta love Hollywood :lol:

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf

The Dad from Teen Wolf is a celebrity guest this weekend at the Chicago Comic-Con. I'll be sure to get a pic with him on Sunday when I'm there.

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He was in the original Longest Yard as well. He was set on fire in a locked jail cell

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure John Matrix's body count in Commando may have been semi-unlawful. Dude was chopping off arms and shit, yo.


An axe to the groin is probably illegal as well.
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
No that was definitely rape


Add it to the other 80's movies crimes

Cobra Kai attempted murder
Mi ck killing Scott's mom and bragging about it in Teen Wolf


Add Doc Brown working for terrorists




So, those Libyans had access to Plutonium, but couldn't find a car better than a '71 VW Bus?

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He only gave them pinball machine parts, that's not a crime.
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He only gave them pinball machine parts, that's not a crime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RMV-e2D9S0
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Yes but he stole their stolen Plutonium. He was in possession of WMDs. He was a time travelling terrorist.

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Yes but he stole their stolen Plutonium. He was in possession of WMDs. He was a time travelling terrorist.


Couldn't they steal a better vehicle? Those things were terrible. My buddy had one. We were 0 for 2 trying to drive it to a Grateful Dead show. The engine blew up on us both times.

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This is a '77, but his bus looked just like this.

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Needless to say, Bernstein Jr (aka 10 Foot Midget) then needed to pontificate via twitter about his need for a plumber.

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He's a little J*w with so much money to waste on repair men. Give him a break!
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