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Ed_from_Lisle
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:59 am 
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Say there are 20 people also part of said bang, would you rather go first, last, or somewhere in the middle?
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It doesn't matter as long as everyone is tested and I didn't forget to bring my Nixon mask.

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Urlacher's missing neck
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It doesn't matter as long as everyone is tested and I didn't forget to bring my Nixon mask.

He said "people" I would refrain from testing everyone until more details are provided.

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Bagels
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never would have guessed ed to start a parody thread

but gotta go w/ the start....that shit be tore apart at the end....
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Ed_from_Lisle
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Bagels wrote:
never would have guessed ed to start a parody thread

but gotta go w/ the start....that shit be tore apart at the end....


I couldn't resist. Some of my favorite moments here are from stifling laughter at the crazy parody threads I read at work.

I needed a laugh and I knew the talent here would respond.

Lipid, you can go more than once.

Joe Orr, you had me at Nixon mask. :lol:
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I'd have to assess rival cock size and sort of arrange it by that so we'd all get the maximum level of comfort without having to fuck some random gaping slophole.

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Dewskie wrote:
I'd have to assess rival cock size and sort of arrange it by that so we'd all get the maximum level of comfort without having to fuck some random gaping slophole.

So I'm batting leadoff...cool...
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Dewskie wrote:
I'd have to assess rival cock size and sort of arrange it by that so we'd all get the maximum level of comfort without having to fuck some random gaping slophole.

So I'm batting leadoff...cool...


and there at the end? You guessed it:
Frank Stallone.
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Dewskie wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
Dewskie wrote:
I'd have to assess rival cock size and sort of arrange it by that so we'd all get the maximum level of comfort without having to fuck some random gaping slophole.

So I'm batting leadoff...cool...


and there at the end? You guessed it:
Frank Stallone.
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Is Frank rocking a half jacket/half shirt, or is the jacket hanging off his arm? Either way, it's 100% douche.
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Dewskie
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Troll wrote:
I'd go last. The other guy's cum would make a very good lubricant.


/thread

also, wouldn't the cum lube be a redundancy, considering that the obliterated maw would, at that point, easily accommodate a football?

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Say there are 20 people also part of said bang, would you rather go first, last, or somewhere in the middle?


Bagels, Lipid, Nixon and I am gone.

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bigfan wrote:
Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Say there are 20 people also part of said bang, would you rather go first, last, or somewhere in the middle?


Bagels, Lipid, Nixon and I am gone.


Don't forget Laurence!
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Trying to forget this whole thread

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I'll wait to see what RPB has to say re: this thread.
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Colonel Angus wrote:
I'll wait to see what RPB has to say re: this thread.


Is RPB the authority on gangbangs?

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RFDC wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
I'll wait to see what RPB has to say re: this thread.


Is RPB the authority on gangbangs?


I'm sure he's been in the Middle of a few.. he is in the Crew...
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Urlacher's missing neck
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bigfan wrote:
Trying to forget this whole thread

Its still better than anything Juggs has posted and you know this.

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My gangbang would consist of me & a bunch of chicks...so I get to go first, second, third, etc... 8)

Ahhh...well, I'd get to go first at least...then nap time!! :)

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Gangbanging establishes a sense of teamwork, sharing, and camraderie.

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