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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:08 am

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I felt badly for Farmer when he ruined the Perfect Game call screaming it took place at U.S. Cellular Field.
I'm sure the call is on the plate for B&B today.

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:03 pm

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Who among us hasn't mistaken Seattle for Chicago?

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:32 pm

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I think Ed Farmer was simply caught up in the moment. :oops:

Dan Patrick didn't mention him by name, but he said this morning it was "an imperfect call" before & after he had the White Sox' Philip Humber on his show this morning in Hour 2.

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:46 pm

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He managed to call the final out of Buehrle's perfecto without stumbling like a Score update guy.

I think he was drunk.

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:31 pm

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What was his call of Buehrle's no-hitter? Wasn't it "HE THREW A NO-HITTER" yelled in roughly the same tone as yelling to your neighbor "YOUR DOG JUST BIT MY ASS"?

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:33 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Who among us hasn't mistaken Seattle for Chicago?

A friend of mine recently moved from Chicago to Seattle.

Only thing he raves about is a bar there called "The Dog and Pony". Otherwise, he says he missed Chicago.

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:38 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

He managed to call the final out of Buehrle's perfecto without stumbling like a Score update guy.

I think he was drunk.

Farmio sounded very much like a Bells Palsy patient having an outbreak.

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:39 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

He managed to call the final out of Buehrle's perfecto without stumbling like a Score update guy.

I think he was drunk.

Farmio sounded very much like a Bells Palsy patient having an outbreak.

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:40 pm

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Does it seems like Farmer forces any type of big call?

It sounds so unnatural when he announces a walkoff HR or his latest imperfecto.

His tone and tenure seem to remain the same no matter what the situation, which one might say is about as bad as one can be for a radio guy?

This has nothing to do with his inability to have a normal discussion with his on air partner.

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:40 pm

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Poor taste, kid.

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:41 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

What was his call of Buehrle's no-hitter? Wasn't it "HE THREW A NO-HITTER" yelled in roughly the same tone as yelling to your neighbor "YOUR DOG JUST BIT MY ASS"?

He also said stumbled through cellular when he said "Cellulohr" ... always felt bad for him on that .... and for myself because they still play him saying it every now and then and it annoys me .... then again, what doesn't ....

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:42 pm

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:42 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Poor taste, kid.

You're entitled to your opinion but it wasn't a joke. That's what he sounded like to me. Not sure what to tell you.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:43 pm

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SLAAAAM

WERE TIED IT NIIIIINE

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Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:45 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Poor taste, kid.

You're entitled to your opinion but it wasn't a joke. That's what he sounded like to me. Not sure what to tell you.

Ok, it hit home with me having an aunt that has twins, one of which has that. I can see the comparison I guess.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

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Farmer: GO CRAZY!!!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ed Farmer's IMPERFECTO

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:46 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Poor taste, kid.

You're entitled to your opinion but it wasn't a joke. That's what he sounded like to me. Not sure what to tell you.

Ok, it hit home with me having an aunt that has twins, one of which has that. I can see the comparison I guess.

Don't be so quick to jump the gun. Farmer's speech is often slurred. It's not like I made fun of people with Bells Palsy or something.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:47 pm

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:48 pm

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Ok ok....got it, kid. I've just kind of accepted Farmer as being the new Harry Caray, except without the warm and fuzzy persona.

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Farmer sucks, but he was nervous. you could hear his voice was all high and quivery...like my voice gets when my wife starts rubbing my dick...hmmm...why was DJ so quiet?

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:49 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Farmer: GO CRAZY!!!

Don't listen to him. The police do not accept "Ed Farmer told me to do it" as a viable excuse.

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:49 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Don't be so quick to jump the gun. Farmer's speech is often slurred. It's not like I made fun of people with Bells Palsy or something.

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:50 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

Farmer sucks, but he was nervous. you could hear his voice was all high and quivery...like my voice gets when my wife starts rubbing my dick...hmmm...why was DJ so quiet?

His remaining ball was away so Farmio couldn't reach it.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

He managed to call the final out of Buehrle's perfecto without stumbling like a Score update guy.

I think he was drunk.

Farmio sounded very much like a Bells Palsy patient having an outbreak.

Is there a smiley that tries to contain it's laughter while pretending to be appaled by something? 'cause I could use that one right now...

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Eaglo Jeff

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Hatchetman wrote:

Farmer sucks, but he was nervous. you could hear his voice was all high and quivery...like my voice gets when my wife starts rubbing my dick...hmmm...why was DJ so quiet?

That imagery is quite disturbing.

Would search for Police Academy image or gif, but nah......we all know.

By the way.....this thread is not developing into some OKC vs. Eaglo thing....sorry to disappoint.

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SHARK

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Hatchetman wrote:

Farmer sucks, but he was nervous. you could hear his voice was all high and quivery...like my voice gets when my wife starts rubbing my dick...hmmm...why was DJ so quiet?

DJ: "High, high, high..." This is how Darrin Jackson calls a home run...Seriously.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

By the way.....this thread is not developing into some OKC vs. Eaglo thing....sorry to disappoint.

Nah, I'm all done here Jeffro.

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Eaglo Jeff humble Kid Cairo old country way.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Eaglo Jeff humble Kid Cairo old country way.

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