We can now add "celebrating a victory is for losers" to Dan's Laws of Cubdom (cf. "the Cubs should move to the suburbs for some reason," "'Go Cubs Go' keeps you from winning a championship somehow," et al).

Who's Your Guy @4.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

sports is very serious business.

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Every single team celebrates every single walk off win in the exact same way every single time. It's what baseball teams do.
I think most teams would celebrate two consecutive walk off wins in the same way too.

I've never seen a baseball team walk out and give each other a silent and firm handshake after a walk off win. Ever.

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Now that would actually be fun to see.

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

Nobody's that good of an actor.

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You know me like that.

There was a thread on this very board started by Darkside, basically saying the same thing.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yeah. He was just as wrong as Bernstine.

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why did this make me laugh?

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I just thought it shows a lack of class. Opinions aren't wrong.

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It's kind of weird that after a regular win, the team goes out on the field and shakes hands with itself. Couldn't they do that in the dugout or the locker room?

The field would be where you'd shake hands with the opposing team, except that they don't do that in MLB.

I think used up guys should just go home when they're done.

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What's weird is that you actually care about this

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For a guy who constantly gets mad at people for caring about things that don't matter(fights in hockey, coaches who yell, God favoring Tim Tebow) Bernstein certainly spends a lot of time caring about things that don't matter.

So the Cubs and Cubs fans were happy that they won a game in exciting fashion. The Knicks were ecstatic when they beat the Bulls in a meaningless game too. It's why you watch games.

If anyone actually enjoyed sports like Bernstein thinks you should, there would be about 20 days in your whole life worth being happy(Either winning a championship or trading for a QB or Kobe Bryant are the only acceptable reasons to be happy).

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think Bernsy was referring to the way the Cubs beat the Cardinals last night. By the way, those 2 have to talk quick. "Who's Your Guy?: Part 3" airs at 1:30p today due to White Sox/A's on the White Sox Radio Network and Ranger's pre starts at 2p this afternoon. Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes follows Ranger's postgame today, complete with "HATER WEDNESDAY" at 9p.

Full disclosure: SHARK follows Bernsy on Twitter, and I saw that myself.

No offense intended... but no shit.

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Jason Goff & Brendan "Baldy McGrindy" McCaffrey are producing & directing this very brief "B & B Show" today and Matt Abbatacola, who is scheduled to host tonight at 10p, is in the update studio. "Who's Your Guy?: Part 3" follows Drinky.

I agree with the first three sentence you wrote. But this is a relatively recent development. I'm sure you've seen teams just shake hands, though it may have been more than a few years ago.

I find it kind of silly myself, but it is what it is. Current fashion. Similarly, I always found it funny when Cub pitchers got steamed at a guy watching his homer when they had the Sosa hop going on. If you're going to angry at a guy showboating after a homer, you're going to be angry every game.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

matty said something about Drake University.."that's Dan's school." LOL!

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I thought it was Duke for Bernsy...

Pretty sure he went to Duquesne University. Home of the "Dukes".

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Would you believe that's all she wrote, as WBBM Newsradio's George Ofman would say?

I would like to add Champagne celebrations after winning a first round playoff series is also retarded.

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Actually, opinions are often wrong.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yeah, I don't think that's right, but I respect your right to be wrong, right?
Hey Jorr!

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Well Darkside, last time I checked three people were of the opinion that you're gayer than Panther. I'm certain they're wrong.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How can something be gay-ER? I mean, like a little gay is like just gay right? There's really no wiggle room there.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

At least not for Boyd, apparently.

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