Today: Ubaldo Jimenez, 2-1, 4.50 ERA vs. Chris Sale, 2-1, 3.12 ERA

Tomorrow: Josh Tomlin, 1-2, 5.48 ERA vs. Philip Humber, 1-1, 4.66 ERA

Thursday: Justin Masterson, 0-2, 5.40 ERA vs. John Danks, 2-3, 6.23 ERA

Sox win 2 of 3.

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John Danks....where art thou?

3B Brent Morel, 2B Gordon Beckham, LF Dayan Viciedo & reserve infielder Eduardo Escobar, where are thou bats? All hitting under .200 right now going into this series...

He bad at pitching.

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The lineup is in for the first of 3 between the White Sox & Indians. These are the guys who'll deal with Ubaldo Jimenez tonight:

30 Alejandro De Aza CF (L) .247
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R) .207
32 Adam Dunn 1B (L) .231
14 Paul Konerko DH (R) .383
12 A.J. Pierzynski C (L) .309
51 Alex Rios RF (R) .311
24 Dayan Viciedo LF (R) .206
22 Brent Morel 3B (R) .178
15 Gordon Beckham 2B (R) .153

Chris Sale does the chucking in the first of 3 for the White Sox this eve. NOTE: You'll notice the players' batting averages are listed next to their names.

Good enough to lose. #JORR

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SHARK-o

I think you need to lower your expectations for this team.

Relax a little champ, and enjoy the game for what it is.

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Jesus. I thought that was their Cholesterol count. I was about to start a thread about AJ and Paulie needing Lipitor.

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1. Michael Brantley (L) CF
2. Jason Donald (R) 3B
3. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
4. Carlos Santana (S) 1B
5. Travis Hafner (L) DH
6. Shelley Duncan (R) LF
7. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B
8. Aaron Cunningham (R) RF
9. Lou Marson (R) C

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Well???? Their cholerstrol counts???

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Good seats available tonight...

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Holy shit.

Appreciate the game? I would but look at that line-up.

Brooks Boyer, who you crappin'?

This team has some strange numbers. There are all those guys hitting less than they weigh but there are three guys slugging .500+.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

AJ still carryin that big stick.

Way to go Sox. Use that smoke.

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Did Hawk just say Marson was a pederast?

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A Beckham sighting!

And DeAza is on 2nd hitting a ball about 45 feet

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Bacon!!!

And smoke gets em again.

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That's my boy!

Nice! Jimenez can't find the strikezone at all.

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Whew.

Thank God they didn't throw back on Dunn.

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These goofs can't even catch a pop up.

The Beckham HR warranted a fireworks show like they had last Friday after the game; not the few pops and a sparkler show that it got. Stop play, hit the lights, and resume play 10-15 minutes later. If the run from second scores because the Indians lost it in the smoke, it should count as an RBI for Beckham. Second or third best thing that came from one of his ABs this year.

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fock this club. I should manayer.

Ok. You know its not your day when Morel hits a rocket for a single.

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Have a game why don't you, Bacon.

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