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 Post subject: Fuck Chewy Chips Ahoy
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:40 pm 
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The only reason to eat a soft cookie that hasn't come out of the oven in the past 3 minutes is because you're wearing dentures (or have them out).

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:42 pm 
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They were doing a "Cookie Draft" for some reason. I'm an Oreo guy myself, preferably Double Stuf. YUM!


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:48 pm 
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Loved the cookie draft and the references to "tweener, milk dunking system,"


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:00 pm 
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No, fuck YOU, W&P. Soft-Baked Chips Ahoy are teh bests.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:01 pm 
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Mac took Nutter Butter in the 2nd round. Solid choice. I love those things.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:01 pm 
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I prefer to eat cookies, not fuck them.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:02 pm 
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2 words. 'Nilla. Wafers.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:03 pm 
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Matt's Chocolate Chip cookie
Lorna Doone Shortbread cookie
Nutter-Butter
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:03 pm 
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Matt's Chocolate Chip Cookies or the Jewel Brand cookies with icing.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:04 pm 
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The regular CHips Ahoy are too crumbly. One bite and they fall apart.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:05 pm 
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Soft cookies are the best. Crunchy cookies are too crummy.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:07 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:09 pm 
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nabisco sugar wafers
girl scout thin mints
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:09 pm 
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Now that is settled. LEt's move on to something even more important....

Regular Oreos are fucking gross. The reverse oreos are amazing. Discuss.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:14 pm 
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badrogue17 wrote:
2 words. 'Nilla. Wafers.


Ding ding. These and butter cookies are my favorites.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:15 pm 
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All oreos are good, especially when they've been open for a while and get soft. Birthday Cake ones are a little weird. They had orange cream ones last year but never got a hold of em.


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Very similar to the reverse Oreo would be the white cookie with fudge in between E.L. Fudge.
not sure if they still sell those.

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T-Bone wrote:
Very similar to the reverse Oreo would be the white cookie with fudge in between E.L. Fudge.
not sure if they still sell those.


Were those in the shape of the Keebler Elves?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Very similar to the reverse Oreo would be the white cookie with fudge in between E.L. Fudge.
not sure if they still sell those.


Were those in the shape of the Keebler Elves?


Yes those are the ones

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These are the shit, too

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:30 pm 
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Regular Oreos are fucking gross. The reverse oreos are amazing. Discuss.

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Why do you hate America?

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Regular Oreos are fucking gross. The reverse oreos are amazing. Discuss.

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Why do you hate America?


More racist than communist.


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T-Bone wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Very similar to the reverse Oreo would be the white cookie with fudge in between E.L. Fudge.
not sure if they still sell those.


Were those in the shape of the Keebler Elves?


Yes those are the ones


You jerks. I had not eaten the Elfin Crackers in about 8 years. Just went on Amazon and bought 40 packages of them. I don't think they're sold here. Making up for lost time, I guess.

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Big Chicagoan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Regular Oreos are fucking gross. The reverse oreos are amazing. Discuss.

Communist

Why do you hate America?


More racist than communist.

As long as he's not Muslim...

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Big Chicagoan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Regular Oreos are fucking gross. The reverse oreos are amazing. Discuss.

Communist

Why do you hate America?


More racist than communist.


:twisted: I hate you guys.

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Not a big cookie guy here, more of a pie guy!

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RFDC wrote:
Not a big cookie guy here, more of a pie guy!


By Cracky

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RFDC wrote:
Not a big cookie guy here, more of a pie guy!

Last fall, I wanted to find a way to have both...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Not a big cookie guy here, more of a pie guy!

Last fall, I wanted to find a way to have both...


I hear ya, a mix of cookie and pie could be real nice.

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