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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:55 pm 
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Go to google, and type in "find Chuck Norris"...click on "I'm feeling lucky"...


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:56 pm 
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Chuck Norris fingered a girl in 1978, and to this day she is still having an orgasm.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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i do't get all the chuck norris love..and it think karate movies are gay.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:08 pm 
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Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:41 pm 
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Go to google, and type in "find Chuck Norris"...click on "I'm feeling lucky"...

Can't do it. As soon as I begin typing, it takes me to the list of links.


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Colonel Angus wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
Go to google, and type in "find Chuck Norris"...click on "I'm feeling lucky"...

Can't do it. As soon as I begin typing, it takes me to the list of links.


yeah,I think the first link is nochucknorris.com...THAT's the one

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 6:16 pm 
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Colonel Angus wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
Go to google, and type in "find Chuck Norris"...click on "I'm feeling lucky"...

Can't do it. As soon as I begin typing, it takes me to the list of links.

The "I'm feeling lucky" should show up next to what you're typing in the search bar.


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:21 pm 
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what is this, 2006?


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:52 pm 
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Viagra takes Chuck Norris when it wants to get an erection.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stopped making Chuck Norris jokes five years ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:16 pm 
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That's because Chuck Norris told a couple of them 5 years ago to a couple of old men, and they are still laughing.

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