The Pitbull commercial on the stream.

This guy sounds like a fucking idiot.

I had to google that fucking guy.

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Don't want to kill your Sharpe buzz, but here he is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=058yFfpZFg4

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I fucking hate people that say Ellinois. Neil Funk does that.

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That's right up there with jack offs who say Illinoize.

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Your avatar makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I can't take this shit anymore.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

The family truckster rendition of crazy train is getting fucking old.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I always wonder what the black kid is doing there.

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Man that Team Toyota ad is fucking insufferable. "Let's go south sideeeeeeeeeeeeers!" Die in a fire, you fucks. They play that shit nearly every commercial break now.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
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I've heard that commercial a million times and I still donlt understand it...

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All I know is, get a cup of decaf for SCORE Production Director Russ Mitera after that commercial!

There's no understanding it. "Coach here, with Team Toyota; people in Illinois think they get better deals on cars here in Indiana."

Think? Not a very good sales pitch.

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The Score employs some woman to do commercial reads. Problem is, this woman has a terrible voice and, worse, she has a weird-ass delivery. She's probably best known to you for the ultra-irritating read for that veterans' charity, where you "just don't" get a tax break.

Now, she's doing a read for Ed Debevic's, and the stupid bitch tells you that they have "melk shakes." People who say "melk" should be thrown off a cliff.

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New Adidas commercial that has Derrick Rose running (ironic), Lionel Messi running, David Beckham running, and.... Katy Perry? What the fuck does she have to do with athletics unless masturbation is now considered a sport? She isn't even dressed in a sports bra and volleyball shorts.

And why is Beckham running like a fucking idiot?

The crying mother and daughter in the cell phone store.

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Miller Lite commercial currently airing on the Score that has someone calling his friends to "Order me a Miller Lite, I'll be there in 10." Are you that anxious to drink? Is there not going to be any more when you arrive? It's not a Pizza Hut that you order ahead at so that it's ready when you get there, allowing you to avoid the wait.

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fock this club. I should manayer.

any mike and mike commercial.

Miller Lite, which once upon a time featured the classic "Tastes Great, Less Filling" commercials with L.C. Greenwood, Bubba Smith, Bob Uecker, Bert Jones and others back in the day, has dumped its "Man Up" campaign with a new series of "It's Not Just a Good Time, It's Miller Time" commercials that seem to be geared at younger beer drinkers. These ads aren't just heard on The SCORE and during White Sox broadcasts. They're all over TV & radio now.

And any State Farm commercial. The falcon, the bumbling bumstungler, etc. Fuck 'em all.

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I'm getting tired of them myself. Get to a Better State? Get to a Better Agency instead!

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Erin Andrews is hot and all, but man, she's no good for radio commercials.

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Yeah, she sounds so pinched and strained. Not good without her appearance to balance it out.

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I don't understand these mortgage commercials.

If you harm a child, better bet somewhere down the line someone will be working on you with a sledgehammer and blow torch.

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The singing State Farm commercials were so much better.

"Like a pet babboon with one robotic arm..."

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"