I usually only hear that from my molestation recliner.

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What is that recliner made of?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Lust, shame, and tears.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Ugh. Humber sucks too.

And in 3 minutes, SHARK will post a play by play of that 2 run double.

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+1

SHARK you're confusing the hell out of me today.

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Making sure someone's paying attention...By the way, Philip Humber doesn't have it today. What new?

I don't like daygame threads because SHARK posts a bunch of nonsense in them.

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That new baby is killing the Sox.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

????

On the bright side it is another game that Sale can rest his elbow.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

What position player will be taking the mound for the Sox this afternoon? Bacon?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

The way this first game is going, who knows? I was posting some stuff about that Orioles/Red Sox game yesterday that featured quite a bit of MLB history on my Twitter this morning.

Ouch. 2.1 IP, 9H, 8ER. Oopsie doopsie!

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This fuckin team...

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Please tell me someone else is listening on radio:
The exchange between DJ and Farmer about the Panama Canal was one of the strangest things I've heard in a long time. Because of Farmer, not DJ.

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This doesn't do it justice, but I'll try:

(Coming out of break, top 5, DJ doing his PBP inning)

DJ: Welcome back, Sox trying to chip away at the lead...blah, blah, blah, here's DeAza ready for the pitch.
Farmio: WE RECENTLY MET SOMEBODY THAT RECENTLY WENT THROUGH THE PANAMA CANAL! DIDN'T WE?
DJ: Um......... (silence)........what? (Pause) I'm sure we have, DeAza hits it sharply to the 1st baseman, he takes it himself.
(silence)
DJ:......(pauses again).......so, you were saying about the Panama Canal.........(pause)
Farmio: (silence)
DJ: Did you figure out who it was?
Farmio: I don't know. I'm sure somebody from the military has gone through there.
DJ: Ooooooooooooo-K. Folks, I'm sure he'll remember sooner or later.

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One word...AWKWARD!!!

This kid they brought up for the game has been dealing since walking in that run.

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He's supposed to be optioned back to Double "A" Birmingham, UMN, but he did a great job in relief of an ineffective Humber.

5 2/3 Innings & just 1 Hit Allowed in Jose Quintana's ML debut.

Don't look now...The White Sox have cut the Indians' lead to 8-6 on a two-run single by Alexei Ramirez...Pitching change, Top 9th. Don't want to get carried away, but Quintana could be the winning pitcher if the White Sox continue this 9th inning surge...

The plot thickens...

White Sox got 2 runs in the Top 9th, but that's all they got. The Indians beat the Sox in the first of the day-night DH by a final of 8-6 as Brent Lillibridge grounded out to Jason Kipnis to end this one.

You've got to stop batting Lillibridge 2nd. That's choking this team to death.

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Who does RV put in that #2 hole then?

I don't like the pinch hitting for Fukudome...which left you with an inability to pinch hit for Lillibridge

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When he's not starting, GD, Brent Lillibridge usually comes in late in games for defense.

The lineup is in for Game 2 of the day-night twinbill, and there are 2 notable changes in BOLD.

30 Alejandro De Aza CF (L)
15 Gordon Beckham 2B (R)
51 Alex Rios RF (R)
32 Adam Dunn 1B (L)
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R)
1 Kosuke Fukudome LF (L)
24 Dayan Viciedo DH (R)
17 Tyler Flowers C (R)
22 Brent Morel 3B (R)

Lefty Eric Stults makes his MLB debut in the nightcap vs. the Indians' Josh Tomlin at 6:05p this eve. More rain in the forecast?