The champion doesn't enter first.

Get shit right.

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Well that was gracefully delivered.

King blowing the cover on a handicap match. Then they have to act surprised about it. They don't care about champion cmoing out last anymore. They have followed that script consistently in a long time. This entire show is an absolute disaster and everyone involved creatively should be embarrassed or fired. Half ass effort. I've watched more intriguing Sunday Night Heat's back in the day - and I'm not exaggerating.

And can we stop with fucking Movie and TV characters being on this show and acting like their characters and not the real people they are? God damn it.

How the hell do you go to commercial during the entraces for the main match of the night?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Paul, stop screaming "THIS IS THE DANCE" at my dog. Oh, and you have General Tso's Chicken sauce all over your shirt and forehead.

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And Tensai is awful.

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Albert's tats are melting again.

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So after Punk gets by Bryan, that should set up Tensai-Punk at the June PPV.

I''m glad this fat heatless bastard got the pin instead of the guy actually going for the belt. Maybe they can have Bryan job to Sheamus again on Smackdown in the meantime.

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Worst Raw I've seen in Ages and that's saying something.

How good was it that Bryan has his submission move on Punk after the match, and Punk never taps, just kicks his foot to the ground.

Usually to sell it, the guy taps.

Chicago and Miami have also taught us the crowd has a ton to do with it. Hey, NC, I'm sorry Ric Flair isn't coming out. Oh, and we had to cut the segment with your sister in a bathing suit. How about you react for anything? Jerks.

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The crowd was bad. Clear points where they should have been in it and they were nowhere to be found. In their defense, shit show with little to get excited about

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
SIGNALING TO PETER MY DWARF TO GET THE LIMO READY. GOING TO SNEAK PAST @HEYMANHUSTLE TO AVOID SHAKING HIS SWOLLEN,GREASY, SEMEN CRUSTED HAND

He's been on fire all night.

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Looks like my spidey-senses were really on the money .... randomly switched over from the Cubs game and 'holy shit that's Paul!' then turned it off when he was done.

Pleasant.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Oh Punk...

http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?id=823344/

Might be in some trouble.

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Wonder if he was already chewed out and spoiled Heyman's return and sandbagged Tensai's finisher in response.

I'm still trying to figure out why they have the babyface heavyweight champion acts like the biggest bully in the company and why they have his segments sandwiched around their anti-bullying campaign segments. Preceeded by gay slurs, which he has done in the past, had bothches galore during his match, botched the finish and had terrible ring psychology during his match with Tensai (why would he in theory even attempt a GTS on a 400+ lb. tensai if he also uses a head kick and the Vise as finishers.)

I slept thru raw and had the heyman thing spoiled when I fired up the laptop this morning. I saw the word Heyman before my home page was even finished loading. Even having the surprise blown I still marked out, chills, goosebumps, etc.

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... orumid=177

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Yeah this was not a great Raw. It had my favorite current wrestler Mini-Bautista!!! Also, seeing Paul Heyman to serve as mouthpiece for Brocky Brock. Hearing the crowd no sell him was dissapoint. He told the crowd Lesnar quit, and you could hear a group in the crowd chanting for the Hardy Boys and 'Naitch to defend the NWA Six man Tag Belts between yawns.

Drop In, for the record, can you please state your whereabouts on the afternoon/evening of May 7th? A yapping Tenay(the dog or the human) is not a valid source to vouch for your location of the day in question.

Did you or did you not give the booking for Monday night Raw?? I want answers! I want the truth!!

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