The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
You know what I love? JORR's Terry Boers impersonation (in point of fact).
Hey JORR, what will Terry say about the Bulls and the Derby?
Eh, uh, uh, look, that horse that won it was very bet-able, uh, eh, I, I, my guy had him for $500, he told me to bet, but eh, eh, I went with Union Rags, I mean I damn sure wasn't going to bet the favorite, eh, uh, uh, he was trained by one of the most despicable *SIGH* look, again, Bob Baffert is one of the biggest walking rectums that ever saddled a horse, uh, the things I could tell you off the air... but look, again, I prefer betting on Northville Downs, the premier harness product in the Midwest, my guy, Dennis Brightwell gives me winners there, in point of fact, he told me Rockincam won't lose the Graduate at the Meadowlands next Saturday so that's why I usually don't bet the pinheads, but look, again, I haven't watched more than two minutes of these NBA playoffs, my partner is the NBA fan, but all's I'm saying is Thibs is the best coach in the game but he shouldn't have had Derrick Rose in there, you were winning by twelve for the love of God, uh, I, I, I mean, look,s the best coach should know better, but I haven't been watching because, uh, eh, I've been tuning in to watch the Baltimore Orioles, now that's a real damn baseball team, but eh, uh, I still think the Cub will win the Wild Card, just wait until this Rizzo kid gets here, Theo Damn Epstein knows what he's doing, that's all's I'm saying.
My neighbors are probably all wondering why I'm laughing so loud, holy shit. That was quality, quality shit right there.