Ladies and gentelmen...LAURENCE HOLMES!

Iron man streak is over. Spiegel is out.

Laurence is here to school Mac on how a radio show works.

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Not a big fan, but at least Larry's not a downer.

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Did Speigel take the day off to shop for another TV?

Was Spiegs' band Tributo-a-saurus playing somewhere last night?

Tributosaurus, SHARK. Proofreading, champ.

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Too much Larry gives me indigestion. Which, in turn, gives me the wind something terrible.

Larry blows.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

It's 45min in and Mac is already showing signs of not wanting anything to do with Larry Holmes.

Hey Larry, Mac has something to say about the Kane "story", please try not to cut him off and hijack his thoughts.

Thanks.

Look on the bright side...When the White Sox/Indians' game wraps up, "Jay Podium" follows Ranger's postgame tonight on The SCORE, not Laurence.

The young man who said "Jay Podium"... during a "Scoreboard Update" on this program a while back...Connor McKnight. He follows the Sox tonight.

The 5 best words are:

"Matt Spiegal is off today".

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The 5 best and most used words.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I thought they were "Terry's two favorite words in show business"... Wait, that's 6 words...Nevermind!

You kinda have a thing for Conner, don't you SHARK? What's the bright side again?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Anyone not named Laurence Holmes on the nighttime SCORE, Mr. Reason.

To whom was Mac referring when he said "If you have something to say about a player's off-field behavior affecting his on-field play, just say it."? Was he talking about Deadspin, the media in general, or was that a shot at B&B who like to say "Well, I can't really say...but I've heard things from people..." and imply things?

I think it was a shot at the Sun-Times "article" or whatever.

Although your above point about B&B is also well taken.

The Five best words in Chicago Radio are...Whats up Holmes? Hello Lance!

Well, that's how his nighttime show starts, RP Bryan. Then he tells you the phone number, the text number "if you're shy", followed by Ed Farmer asking "Do you tweet?" and then introducing his "crew".

If it's Joe Ostrowski, Chris Tannehill, Herb Lawrence & update guy Connor McKnight, then you hear...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV6-I_ZBR00

He has a solar homo for Connor.

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Add "Jeary" to the list.

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Not sure which is more annoying, Loho's "keary, teary, Jeary" or Schuster's "eveybody".

Shu also says, "dint" instead of didn't.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I thought I only noticed that about Schu. You hear it in that Blackberry commercial.

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Hi.

Laurence Holmes is a bad host.

Later.

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Laurence is a great solo host at night.

He's rough in the light.

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Yes, I think that shows how much Blackberry is struggling when you have Schu doing their promos. It drives me nuts! (yar).

Another....if you're on the station promoting a cheerity.

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Schu drops many, many Caller Bobs

He Caller Bob get the job done


Farmer pronounces gonna like GO-NA

Perhaps we're being too critical. I mean, it's not as if these guys (and Keary) are in a business where speaking properly is imp...oh, wait.

5 Best Ever:

Your Dime, Your Dance Floor

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